WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
President Barack Obama reportedly told reporters last night that the U.S. Constitution has become a hindrance to progress in America. “The document is so out-dated, that it is now becoming a hindrance to governing the country.”
Obama has signed an Executive Order voiding the U.S. Constitution. “We need to move forward. We need change.”
Obama reportedly said he has already drafted a new constitution and that Americans “will love what I came up with.” Insiders say Obama is keeping a lot of old elements from the original constitution “he’s just making it better, bringing it into the 21st century,” said White House Spokesman, Jay Carney.
Many Democrats said that President Obama was a constitutional scholar and probably the only President – since the Founding Fathers – who is qualified to change the Constitution.
“President Obama knows more about the Constitution than any man who has ever lived,” said Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi. “It’s about time we change that document and we are lucky to have President Obama to do it.”
Republicans, of course, were outraged that Obama would even consider changing the constitution, and they vowed to fight. “We will fight this to the bitter end,” said Speaker of the House, John Boehner, “there’s no way we are going to let the Constitution of the United States be altered even a little bit. If there are changes to be made to the Constitution it should be done the appropriate way – through amendments and we think Paul Ryan and Eric Cantor are the ones to make any changes.”
Insiders say the new Constitution will look a lot like the constitutions of Kenya, France and Soviet Russia.
There are many, many changes in the New U.S. Constitution, but here are a few of the highlights.
1) SUPREME COURT – Will now have 11 members, which reflects the growing U.S. population. President Obama will appoint two new members immediately. The President can name a new justice without the approval of Congress.
2) EXECUTIVE FINANCIAL POWER – The President will have the power to unilaterally enact any financial policy he chooses, without approval of Congress. He must inform them, but they can not “stop” the President from promoting his (or her) agenda.
3) LOBBYISTS – They will now be outlawed. There will be no more lobbyists in Washington. However, there are some exemptions outlined in the New Constitution” : Trial Lawyers, National Education Association and unions. They will all be able to lobby.
4) REPRESENTATION – California, New York and Illinois will double the number of representatives in Congress – permanently. “The President feels that the smartest people in the country live in these states, so they should be over-represented,” said a White House spokesperson.
5) GUNS & RELIGION – Both will be banned in the United States.
Love the Constitution I'm sure some improvements will be made.
Has Obama been taken over by aliens or by a demon?
I thought the same thing. Obama is extremely articulate, but "his comments" don't fit the rest of his speeches and interviews. It's bull shit. But people will believe what they want
I am betting on Satan! Our constitution has served us well for all these years,men and women have died protecting it,never shall it be changed,we will fight until death!
He's actually a shape-shifting member of the lizard race. There's probably an article somewhere on WWN that proves it.
I'm going to give you words that mean something – As science evolves and puts mankind to wonder about the nature of man and sexuality at large and the function of health as you live but without question, not in theory, and then miraculous cures in meds, a question of the US Constitution validity maybe put to a test; Further more, as the nature of man will be changed possibly to a more objective status in the ways of living, a major revolution may occur, and I wonder how Americans will able to handle such changes. I am an optimist about romantic values from a more original basis. Will see!!
It is time to know your Constitution. Go and download it for free here…for Android http://bit.ly/wbakR1 & Nook http://bit.ly/yq18H0
I don't think Obama should be able to do this, especially the financial things without any approval from congress.
Fool. As in, you've been fooled. This site is SATIRE. Humor, jokes, April Fools, pranks, you know, FUNNY. But you on the extreme right are so controlled by your hatred that you can't even recognize it when you've been had, big time!
You've got four more years of centrist government ahead of you. Chill.
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I like the Constitution the way it is. I don't think Obama should be able to do this. There should be a
law against changing the Constitution without a 2/3 majority vote in Congress in favor of change, and ratification by 3/4 of the states.
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WHAT GOOD IS THE FRACTIONS YOU QUOTES FROM CONSTITUTION IF ALMOST ALL THE POLITICIANS ARE CROOKED: HAVING A WORKING CAR DOES NOT MATTER IF THE DRIVER IS A LUNATIC OR DRUNK OR EVIL OR STUPID OR NOT HAVE COMMON SENSE, IS WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING SINCE CREATING OF THE US CONSTITUTION LEFT OUT ONE IMPORTANT INGREDIENT, THAT IS COMMON SENSE, THAT THE FOUNDERS OR THE CREATORS OF THE CONSTITUTION DID NOT THINK THAT COMMON SENSE WAS AN IMPORTANT INGREDIENT TO HAVE IN HAVING A GOOD GOVERNMENT IS WHY THE FOUNDERS DECIDED TO SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT INTO VARIOUS BRANCHES: CONSTITUTION WAS WRITTEN BY IDIOTS IS WHY GOVERNMENT IS INFESTED BY IDIOTS: SAME PROBLEM IN ALL COUNTRIES: YOUC AN NOT HAVE GOVERNMENT WITHOUT COMMON SENSE, SIMILAR TO A WORKING CAR CAN NOT WORK PROPERLY NOR BE DRIVEN WITHOUT GETTING INTO ACCIDENT IF ITS DRIVER LACKS COMMON SENSE THAT HAS BEEN THE ENTIRE PROBLEM WITH OUR CONSTITUTION & FOR EACH & EVERY CONSTITUTION IN ALL COUNTRIES: THEY [GOVERNMENT[S]] LACKS COMMON SENSE IS WHAT THE MONARCHY WAS ABOUT TO RULE WITH COMMON SENSE IS WHAT THE IDIOT SAVANTS THE ZIONISTS LACK THAT IS THE IDIOT SAVANTS ZIONISTS LACK COMMON SENSE IS WHY THE ZIONISTS LEFT COMMON SENSE OUT OF THE CONSTITUTION IS WHY OUR GOVERNMENT & ALL GOVERNMENTS HAS BEEN INFESTED BY IDIOTS & EVIL PEOPLE IS ALSO WHY POLICE ARE ALMOST ALL INCOMPETENT FOR THAT SAME REASON THAT WITH POWER ONE LOSES COMMON SENSE IS HOW KARMA WORKS THAT IS BASIC PRINCIPLE OF LAWS OF PHYSICS OF CONSERVATION OF MASS & ENERGY: TO HAVE SOMETHING MORE OF SOMETHING MEANS TO LOSE SOMETHING, IS WHY ALMOST ALL COPS & POLICE LACK COMMON SENSE BECAUSE THAT IS HOW KARMA WORKS, IS WHY NO SOCIETY OUGHT TO HAVE ANY POLICE NOR ANY COPS EVER THAT GOES FOR USA AND ALSO GOES FOR ALL COUNTRIES, TO NEVER HAVE POLICE NOR MILITARY, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL INCOMPETENT, BECAUSE WITH POWER ONE LOSES COMMON SENSE IS WHY
I remember back when Dubya was in the White House Republicans said something like "If you don't like it, move." Now it seems the shoe is on the other foot.
Might as well revert ourselves back to the medieval ages where were ruled by a king; where what ever the king says, goes, no if, and's, or but's. Were all those history lessons in school just a bunch of junk now?
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This is clearly fake. Cite your sources before you call this site anything resembling "news"
How about CNN? as a source Feb 22, 2012
Well, you took the time to read it!!! So what is fake about the news??? Or are you one of those Obama fans?!?!?
Before speaking for or against the Constitution, you should at least read it! Recommended: the app “Constitution of the USA” for Free for Android http://bit.ly/wbakR1 & Nook http://bit.ly/yq18H0
The "news" reported on ABC, CBS, NBC, is fake.
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Are you stupid, this didn't make national news, not real.
Oh, someone has a vivid imagination here. Do you see monsters under your bed at night, too?
It takes a real dumbass to believe this. Lol!
It will be a historical day when they show up at my house and try to take my weapons. Back in the day we called it a "turkey shoot"!
This is a perfect article for trolling.
Constitutions, by most part, they reflect the era in which they were ratified – so the U.S. Constitution .
When it was written, the drafters were talking about, human rights, Freedom & Liberty, while they were treating some people as properties, owned and traded like domestic animals. ( I am aware of the subsequent Amendments which addressed it)
Democracy means, citizens need not sleep with loaded gun under their pillow. Get rid of the 2nd Amendment, with it the cowboy gun mentality in this country. One of the main reasons for having the highest crime rate then any county on earth, is that, everyone thinks the other guy carries gun, directly relates to this malign siege mentality.
Rewrite the constitution in which, it includes the realities and standards of today as well,
Include more rights for citizens to receive basic needs in which,t by themselves they are no, able to provide. such as access to basic health care.
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You do realize that statistics show thatcrime rates are lower in well-armed neighborhoods, right?
Democracy doesn't mean citizens need not sleep with a gun under their pillow, it means the government return to the originalal system that WORKED and stay out of our business as much as it possibly can. If you're saying I'm selfish for saying the government should keep away from my freedoms while protecting them, that is exactly what the government is supposed to do.
When they take away the 2nd amendment they take away your right to disent. You are naive to think that our government would not start bullying tactics to keep its minions in line. Over my dead body will they every take my guns.
Secondly, the vast majority of handgun deaths are from criminals/felons who have forfeited the right to bear arms. Your statement carries no weight. In fact we should be telling every law abiding American to arm themselves. That way the degenerates that commit crimes will think twice knowing that people are less likely to be victims if the perps know that citizens are armed.
This is the most stupid sentence that pure ignorance could create I have ever read.
"When it was written, the drafters were talking about, human rights, Freedom & Liberty, while they were treating some people as properties, owned and traded like domestic animals"
What a abortion of not understanding anything about the constitution or slavery and who is to blame for that sin,.
Those who think this is A-OK had better pick up an old encyclopedia or old history book and read about Hitler Stalin & all other dictators and when you do, and look at what is being done, you will see that this is possible and even worse…Read & educate yourselves unless you do not have the courage to face the truth…."A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." …… Thomas Jefferson "Election have consequences"
You are the one that needs to get educated. This is fake you idiot. Tucking people.
YOU have lost your MIND–EDUCATE yourself! GO LOOK at the CRIME rate of Countries that do not allow guns dummy! When CRIMINALS are the ONLY ones with guns, (INCLUDING our CRIMINAL GOVERNMENT) citizens are in tyranny!
As for your "basic needs' that is BS!
Oh, yeah, one more point…WE ARE A REPUBLIC–NOT a Democracy….HOPE you were NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE!
Your are a brain dead fool.. It is a shame there are people in this country as indoctrinated as you are. Switzerland has the lowest crime rate of any country as their citizens are required to keep guns in their homes. When they come to get our guns, it will be open season on them and anyone who supports them…You better buy you some guns, you might need them should that time arise.
What do you think gives us rights? You sir are an ignoramus if you think just words will keep are rights!
When the government fears its people there is liberty visa verso and you have ww2 Germany or the Soviet union!
Evil people will always get guns that's why they are evil!
21 century bills sound give people the rights to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness! are founding fathers were ahead of there time and even ahead of are time today! GO TO CANADA! LEAVE MY USA AND MY RIGHTS ALONE!
Thinking you have lost your mind!
The mentality you display here is the mentality that will cause us all to become slaves. You are out of your mind. And you can't nullify the constitution with an executive order. This is complete BS, as is your comment. Further, we are NOT a democracy…we are a REPUBLIC! If you don't know the difference, you need to educate yourself! Sheesh!!!
Ask the Australians if they felt safer when guns were banned. Home invasions, which never existed, grew over 200% since the criminals now had guns and the homeowners didn't. They can take my guns one bullet at a time.
head n sand comes to mind if you think getting rid of all guns will fix anything , all that will do is make the sheep easery to be slaughtered, look at Hitler and how he did it ,,,,,, and there IS NO WAY all guns could ever be rounded up the bad guy will always have one ,, what next to ban , bats, forks, knives, cars, all can kill . the problem is people lets fix that how bout it , ask yourself this , if I say if the government collapsed or went rouge just how / what would you do . fight or roll over , your choice for sure but im not fond of rolling over that has not worked to well for other countries that got themselves a KING ……………………………….head n sand and all is good…….
PS: total bullshit ,new U.S. Constitution,wrote by boma now that just might get the 3%ers fired up to do something to fix all this mess from both parties from years gone by as per the quote below.
"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government."
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury."
"From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship."
"The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years"
"During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence:
1. from bondage to spiritual faith;
2. from spiritual faith to great courage;
3. from courage to liberty;
4. from liberty to abundance;
5. from abundance to complacency;
6. from complacency to apathy;
7. from apathy to dependence;
8. From dependence back into bondage"
full circle and im not thinking i like this new bondage thing at all , this might work for 51% but im also thinking you 51% will be glad there might be some that will help you out if the SHTF =======MAYBE we will
IF…..they ever try to take guns away, Idiots like you would be the FIRST to knock on a Gun-ownwers door and ask to be let in because someone committed a crime against you. I would NEVER help someone like you who thinks guns are the problem.
And I suppose with your statement of approval that you also approve of "Religion" to be banned also>!!
greg. i think you are very mis informed. first off we dont live in a democracy. we live in a constitutional republic where the rights of the individual are protected against the majority. in democracy majority rules so if the majority wants to kill the minority in a democracy thats ok. further more. the 2nd amendment was not included in the constitution to provide us cowboys with anything. the right to defend yourself, your family and your home – the 2nd amendment is the final fail safe to tyrranny. as far as firarms contributing to more crime you are again not only misinformed but illogical. statistically crime expecially violent crime is far less in the 25 states with the leniant gun laws. it is important to note that in places like california and chicago and new york city gun laws are the toughest and that leaves only criminals with guns. gun laws dont work. and healthcare isnt a rigth greg. if you ask your government to take care of you they will make you a slave dependant on gov for everything. rights are not something the government can giv eus. rights are un alainable and are bestowed on us by our creator-NOT government.
That Cowboy mentality is the only reason you are ALIVE AND FREE to speak your mind. Flawed and skewed as your view is, the 2nd Amendment is the only thing that allows free Individuals the right to Freely express their thoughts. Without the 2nd and the Constitution as it is written, most of us would not have been born.
If u don't think we need guns in this country to protect ourselves then you must be in a dream. The law abiding gun owners aren't committing the crimes. It's the majority of the inner- city low income areas with the high crime/ gun offenses. You my friend are the weakest link! Goodbye!
You sir are dumb as dirt.
We are NOT a democracy, we are a republic! All the liberal views you just expressed already exist in communist countries….why don't you relocate to one of those and wallow in your unarmed, welfare-dweller mentality? Better yet, before you go why not knock on some doors and politely ask the legal gunowners to hand over their weapons to you, and let us know how that works out for you? IDIOT!
Libtard. How's that koolaid taste Gregory?
Don't forget to brush your teeth when you are done sucking. You are an idiot. We are all dumber for reading your post.
We do not need a new constitution.
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Thanks for the report but can you tell me where he was and to whom he made the comments. I shared this story with a friend and he was questioning the validity of the report.
You're friend is intelligent, considering this isn't real.
this is bullshit. that constitution was written by the people for the people and only the people can rewrite it. no one person has the power to do what the rewrite says he can do. no way should we let him rewrite it.
Mommy, IT'S SATIRE. I.e. funny, not real, fake, a joke. Let's hope your four kids grow up with enough savvy to recognize humor when they see it instead of parrotting Faux Noise.
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