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TAYLOR SWIFT MARRIES CONOR KENNEDY

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Conor Kennedy and Taylor Swift surprised the world – and her family – when they got married this weekend!

They were having a long-distance relationship.  She was putting together her next world tour, he was putting his books in his high school locker. But they missed each other. They couldn’t take be part for a second longer.

Earlier in September, Kennedy returned to boarding school in Deerfield, Mass., to begin his junior year of high school. While Kennedy was hitting the books, Swift was busy with promotional duties for her new album “Red,” including stops at the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards, the Canadian Country Music Awards and the “Stand Up to Cancer” telethon.

“Caylor” fans were thrilled to learn that Taylor decided to tie the knot wither her boyfriend of less than six months.  “Taylor found the love of her life and she wants to spend the next 80 years with Conor,” said a source close to Swift.  Taylor recently bought a half million dollar house near the Kennedy compound on Martha’s Vineyard.

Even though members of Swift’s family warned her that she way wind up at the bottom of a river someday, due to the “Kennedy curse”, Swift went ahead with the wedding.

Here’s Taylor in her “wedding” dress:

The Kennedy family was thrilled that Taylor wanted to get married on the weekend and quickly put together a simple $200,000 wedding.  The Kennedy’s did not invite the Swift family because, “they’re not Kennedys,” as member of the Kennedy family told WWN.

After spending a romantic afternoon shopping for collectibles at Deerfield’s Old Station Antiques. They went back to the Kennedy compound, said their vows and then Taylor jammed for the guests.  Conor drank his Mountain Dew, because he won’t be able to drink for another three years.  But the rest of the Kennedy clan made up for it, by getting completely hammered.

Bobby Kennedy Jr., who’s ex-wife recently committed suicide, showed up at the wedding completely drunk and reportedly handing out prescription pills to anybody who would take them (primarily himself).  He also reportedly managed to insult everyone including the bride and groom.  “Oh, that’s just Bobby being Bobby,”  Bobby Kennedy told WWN.

Here’s a shot from the wild wedding reception:

Taylor has made great effort to spend as much time as possible with Conor, whose grandfather was the late Robert F. Kennedy.

She may be known for sticking it to her exes in her lyrics, but Taylor showed devotion when she went with Conor to visit his mother’s gravesite last May after she passed away.

Taylor played three songs at the party at the Kennedy compound after the wedding.

Earlier this month, The We Are Never Getting Back Together singer even flew Conor out to be with her for a few days in Nashville because she missed him so much.

The couple plans on living together after Conor graduates college in six years, though Taylor is hoping to have a baby by the time Conor graduates in 2014.

Here’s the couple getting ready for their honeymoon in Cape Cod.

29 Responses to “TAYLOR SWIFT MARRIES CONOR KENNEDY”

  1. Ada says:

    What? Are you crazy? Or ur just joking?

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  3. Ralph says:

    Well, there goes my evil plan to make Tailor Swift my love slave. ;-p

  4. mashfik says:

    she is mine, she never do this!!!!

  5. jimbogee says:

    So what's up next for her and him?
    Her next concert's at the high school gym?
    http://www.newsinrhyme.blogspot.com

  6. senseless says:

    This is a joke – right? I think someone put all these old pictures
    together and and made up a cute story.

  7. john says:

    congradulations mr. mrs.talor conor kennedy hope the best for yall because i love yall kennedys gstar

  8. Kelsie says:

    Do anyone realize how fake this is!!!!!!!

  9. Linda says:

    Conor, wear bottoms that don't show the size of your family jewels.

  10. Kaylea says:

    They are not married this is all a big rumor Taylor is not getting pregnant and they just put old pictures together!

  11. Mhoony says:

    What??!!! Are you sure thia is true??!! Guess not

  12. ajsha says:

    weee??/ reallY?

  13. me owww says:

    well i know sooner or later she going to do something crazy at least its not in a negative way, congrats anyway.

  14. mgiyn says:

    Well.. Good creativity..

  15. Annebelle says:

    whoever wrote this just used all the info from the truth and turned it around…. but it's a great creativity… but at least do it to someone else besides america's sweetheart

  16. Weeksinator13 says:

    This is so ridiculous! The pictures are real but the story doesn't even make sense. TAYLOR AND CONNOR ARE NOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!

  17. uhh..no says:

    LOLOLOL……… nooo this is a joke. such a fake news website! Got anything better to do? Guess not..

  18. Cheryl nah Kai Lin says:

    I do not believe that Taylor Swift is married as she's only 22 and that's quite unbelievable that she's married but I do believe that Conor was her ex boyfriend and not her husband. Also, in every song I viewed about her, she does not have a big tummy so this proves that she is not married.

  19. rzhuck says:

    NNNNNnnnoooooooooooooo!!! this is not good idea!!! I love tayor, and she is mine. .asa lol

  20. millina says:

    then how is she pregnant then??

  21. susy brown says:

    SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM A LONG TIME AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE NOTTTTTT DATING SHE IS DATING HARRY STYLES!! THEY ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!!!! YOU ARE A VEY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY STUPID PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUIPD? NEWS FLASH! THEY BROKE UP

  22. Alison says:

    I cant believe it i thought they broke up

  23. Liana says:

    This website is totally false. They were never engaged. Who ever posted this is wrong

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