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GARDEN OF EDEN FOUND!

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BAGHDAD, Iraq –   U.S. military advisors made a startling discovery on the outskirts of this city.  They found Eden!

“I knew it had to come out sooner or later,” Colonel Sara Pentine confirmed. “We found the biblical Garden of Eden.  But that was just the beginning of our amazing discoveries.”

When the military first entered the sun-bleached desert 5 miles north of Baghdad, they got a strange blip on their radioactive mass spectrometer.

“The RMS was showing an extremely small dense object 30 feet underground” Colonel Pentine said, “We called in the hazmat team to dig it up.”

Dressed in radiation-proof uniforms, soldiers began excavating the area. What they discovered seemed harmless enough: The withered remains of an ancient tree.

“The bark looked as if it ha been blasted by lightning. Pentine said. “We dug carefully around the trunk and soon unearthed the skeletal remains of a large snake beside the mass we had been reading.

“The object was red and looked like an apple,” she said.

Dr. Sam Isaacs – an archaeologist working with the military to protect ancient sites – was helicoptered to the site.

“It was definitely a petrified apple,” Dr. Isaacs said. “What’s more, it look as though two bites had been taken from it.  The team grew very silent as we realized we had uncovered the Garden of Eden.  This was the Tree fo Knowledge and we had the very apple Eve had pulled from its branches.

“Now, according to Genesis, God expelled Adam and Eve from paradise for tasting the forbidden fruit which would have given them great knowledge and allowed them to live forever, “Dr. Isaac went on.”  It occurred to me that the fruit might still possess amazing power.  I recommended that it be taken back to the U.S. for study.”

The military agreed, though the apple was not brought to a university or research institute.  It was taken to the top-secret Military Applications Center in Hidden Sands, Arizona.  There, a team of scientists carefully cut in to the apple and extracted  a seed from the core.

“I felt that what they were doing was wrong,” Dr. Isaac said.  ”I wanted to study the apple to take time and learn its secrets.  They just wanted to grow anew one as soon as possible!”

“We entire military is excited about this discovery,” said General Matthew James, who was in charge of Project Apple Corps.  ”If Dr. Isaac was correct and this was fruit from th Tree of Knowledge, it was possible that by feeding it to our men we could create a race of super-smart, super-soldiers, sort of like avenging angels.  We would be irresponsible not to take that opportunity.

The seed was placed in super enriched soil in a MAC greenhouse.  Exposed to artificial sunlight, it grew rapidly.

“Within two weeks we had a healthy tree and a nice red apple to test on a volunteer, “General James said.

Twenty-year-old Private First Class Stephen Rogers was selected to take a bite.  He was brought to the greenhouse and instructed to pluck the apple.

“I’ve been in combat, but reaching for the forbidden fruit scared me,” Private Rogers said later. “Still, an order is an order.”

As the General and his team watched, Rogers pulled the apple from the tree.   Suddenly, the humid air began to swirl.

“A moment later the ghostly image of a naked woman appeared beside the tree,” General James said.  ”She whispered, “Don’t.” Naturally, we all stopped what were doing.  Then she spoke again.

“You have a paradise here,” she said. “Do not bite the apple. Do not spoilt it!”

General James instructed Private Rogers to put the apple down.  The young soldier obeyed and the men backed away from the tree.

“As we stood there, the lady picked up the apple, and put it back on the limb,” General James told us.  ”It was really eeried to see this bright red apple in her pale white hand.  As soon as it was reattached to the tree, she vanished.”

The military detachment left the greenhouse and locked the door. The room was declared off-limits to all personnel until the top brass could decide what to do.

“For now, we’re doing nothing,’ General James aid. “But, let me just say this… we are all wearing fig leaves.”

Weekly World News will keep you informed of the latest developments.

34 Responses to “GARDEN OF EDEN FOUND!”

  1. scorpion says:

    BULLSHIT!!!!

  2. It is not truth, in the garden of eden is only the apple the descover there nothing more, what a falasy

  3. It is not truth, means in the garden of eden only the apple is there, what a falasy

  4. D world is really coming 2 an end gradually.

  5. robert says:

    nothing much to say but i realy beleave that we are in the last day we now seek God’s entervation

  6. jackalope hunter says:

    Ithought the Garden of Eden was on Antarctica.

  7. Aryan says:

    hi

    My b this article true……..

    Aaryan ufologist http://www.7puls.blogspot.com

  8. Ralph says:

    You can't grow a tree with petrified seeds. Earlier in the article, it said there was a petrified apple. If the apple was petrified, so would be the seeds. I'd think that the tree they found would also be petrified.

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  10. Thomas Wagner says:

    Huh? If they are stating that this is the same apple that Adam and Eve bit from, are they thinking that we are morons? I mean, we spend a lot of time in Australia perth patios looking at apple trees being harvested. An apple that is buried will eventually decompose!

  11. Maria says:

    It may be long gone, but it doesn't mean we can't take a few pointers from the original garden. Some nice garden maintenance in perth and anyone's backyard could easily look like paradise.

  12. armstrong says:

    So funny that i forgot to laurgh, nice fairy tale, did they later lived together ever after? RUBBISH! Get urself a job moron, this story is too unreal! Petrified fruit replanted and it germinated? Mtcheeew!

  13. Slimtee says:

    This is a falasy. Isn’t true… OMG

  14. Perry says:

    Oh please, what a joke. The garden of eden and the ground on which it stood would have been completely destroyed and washed away by the destructive force of the global flood during Noahs time. Get real people – Wake up and read the Word of God, it's all in there.

  15. james says:

    d garden of eden was long destoried by d flood dat destoried d world during noah’s day

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  17. Theman says:

    I thought snakes didn’t have bones

  18. Lanre says:

    I deem there is element of lie in your findings. The flood that came upon earth must have wiped away the garden.thanks

  19. MY theory is far different than this. I have some deep truth that will shock the entire world regarding what the forbidden fruit actually was. if anybody wants to know about what took place there, then they can email me: jgovender88@gmail.com

  20. William says:

    Impossible the garden of eden must be where the Tigris and Euphrates river meet with 2 other rivers it can’t be in Baghdad

  21. BEN BLACK says:

    Hmmmmmm,…..dunno if 2 U̶̲̥̅̊ believe U̶̲̥̅̊ guyzzzzz….o garden of eden…keEeee

  22. Suppertexter says:

    That was a good one,perfectly told,what up next,discover where God leaves

  23. We just have to be very sure of every thing we say on write online please

  24. THE FACT says:

    it can't be destroyed by flood because someone is protecting it and i think god want to preserve it coz people want some proof if the bible is real or not that's why some proof remains its the same as dead sea scroll

  25. innocent says:

    don’t just say what you don’t know cos i can sence that you don’t read the bible how can u invade the 4 seas that bound the garden are u mad i pray that GOD help you with repentance don’t just say anything bcos it is written in the book of genesis

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