CHUPACABRA CAPTURED

MARYLAND –  Workers at a hospital captured a live chupacabra!
A bizarre beast said to combine the characteristics of a kangaroo, dog, rat and deer was captured last week by workers at Prince George’s Hospital Center in Maryland near the nation’s capital.

Technicians on a smoke break wandered near a wooded area and found the strange, nearly hairless animal. The workers took cellphone videos of the beast, and eventually lured it into a cage with Chinese food as bait. Local news reporters interviewed the hospital workers, who offered a variety of opinions about the beast’s identity.
“It’s a kangaroo, dog, rat mixed,” X-ray technician Joe Livermore told WWN. “It’s got a rat tail and a head like a deer. I don’t know what it is.”
The shy animal was dubbed “Prince Chupa” after the mysterious vampire chupcabra and already some are wondering if the bloodsucker has finally been captured alive.

The chupacabra dates back to 1995, when an eyewitness sighted the monster in Puerto Rico. In my book, “Tracking the Chupacabra,” I provide evidence showing that the original chupacabra report described a monster in science-fiction film, and most likely no beast ever existed. Since then, no hard evidence of the chupacabra has emerged, and the myth has been kept alive by occasional reports of animals identical to Prince Chupa.
Many veterinarians and other animal experts are hesitant to offer opinions about mysterious creatures because it can be difficult to identify an animal from just a photo or video. Many animals, especially in the Canidae family (which includes dogs, coyotes, foxes, and wolves), can look very similar, and the exact species may only be distinguished by personally examining details such as skull shape, tail length and so on (or DNA analysis).
But, after careful analysis, authorities in Maryland have confirmed:  it IS a chupacabra.
Here’s the general news report:
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24 thoughts on “CHUPACABRA CAPTURED”

  1. The Chupacabra is nothing more than an urban legend. I agree with Jed, it's more likely to be a hairless fox or something.

  2. They let it go! what about samples for dna analysis? Or call in an animal expert to exam it and get xrays too. They let it go?!

    • you actually want one of these things? careful what you want. you may be shocked and surprised out of the blue. and it may not even be this thing. you tempt fate recklessly. just for asking a silly question like that, something awful can happen, but you'll probably deny it. ignoramus. your sarcasm is contrary to what other people would want to ask. You're just an attention getter, egotistical deceiver. Ask genuine questions. Why are you speaking for your wife and putting words in her mouth? You're probably just some bored kid.

  3. I think this "animal" is UGLY! Remember the remains of one they found on the Tex/Mex border a few years ago that just turned out to be the remains of a young raccoon?

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