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BRISTOL PALIN PREGNANT AGAIN

HOLLYWOOD – After one week on DWTS, Bristol Palin is pregnant again.  Her dance partner is the baby-daddy.

Last week, Bristol Palin took her first steps in rehearsal for her turn in the Dancing With The Stars ballroom. The former first daughter of Alaska joined her partner Mark Ballas at a studio to begin rehearsals for the eleventh season of the hit ABC show. She got close to Mark quickly and… now WWN can confirm that she’s pregnant with his baby.

“Mark and I really clicked and… one step led to another.  I’m pregnant.”   Ballas said that at the first Dancing With The Star rehearsal, he felt a real “soul” connection with Bristol. They went back to his apartment,  made love and… “on the first try we made a baby.”

Dancing With The Stars host, Tom Bergeron told WWN that producers had talked about having a “horizontal dancing” segment on the show but “it was just too risqué,”   Bergeron said. “If there were a competition for that, Bristol and Mark would win hands down. They must really be in sync rhythmically.”

The teenage mother told WWN that “I never got the sex talk from my mother, so it’s not my fault that I have sex all the time and I get pregnant.  She should have told me how it all works.”  Mark Ballas, 24, said that he did get the “sex talk” from his parents and did know how it all works, but he didn’t have time to put on a condom, “We were in the groove. We didn’t want to mess up our routine.”

When Levi Johnston heard about his ex-wife, the “woman-that-gave-me-a-life,” he said, “Mark Ballas is hot.  I would have slept with him, too.  He has great abs. They’re not as good as mine, but they’re good.”  Levi was disappointed that Bristol decided to call Mark Ballas “Baby-Daddy” and that she is calling him “asshat” now.

After learning that Bristol was pregnant again, Sarah Palin told her husband, the First Dude, to make a chastity belt for Bristol.  “She needs to lock that thing up. Throw away the key!”

Producers of Dancing With The Stars are deciding whether to let Bristol continue to compete in the show.  “Technically, there are three of them dancing, and this is a couples competition.

Asked whether he was going to marry Bristol, Mark Ballas simply said, “Dancers don’t get married.  It’s not good for  our footwork.”  Bristol’s other baby, Tripp, was unavailable for comment.  He doesn’t speak yet.  But some observers said they thought they saw him smile, he seemed happy about getting a sibling.

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107 Responses to “BRISTOL PALIN PREGNANT AGAIN”

  1. ANN PHILLIPS says:

    BRISTOL YOU ARE SO SWEET AND YOUR CHRISTIAN SPIRIT WAS JUST PERFECT IN ALL THE EPISODES OF DWTS. I COULD FEEL THE WARMTH OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MARK, HOWEVER MARK LET IT BE KNOWN WITH HIS HANDS AND HUGS AND KISSES THAT HE CARED FOR YOU VERY MUCH. I ALSO COULD TELL IN THE FRIST FEW SHOWS YOU WERE A BIT UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE PUBLIC AFFECTION. I ALSO HOPE THAT WITH ALL THE BS GOING ON RIGHT NOW THAT YOU AREN'T PG. MARK, MALE DANCERS MIGHT GET MARRIED, MOTHER PALIN PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE HAPPY WITH JUST LIVING TOGETHER. REMEMBER YOU ARE AS REPONSIBLE ALSO, IT TOOK 2 DON'T BREAK HER HEART. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS

  2. Wanda says:

    Bristol certainly looks pregnant. It looks like her Mama was the last to know. What was the plan–to sell the story to the tabloids for $100,000 and then have her mom read about it and then sell more stories about who the baby's daddy is? when it is due? boy or girl? what does Levi think? will she and the babies live in the White House? will there be a marriage this time? what will the baby's name be? People were rather harsh when they criticized Bristol for her weight gain and lack of energy. If she had been doing all the dancing maneuvers that all the other competitors were doing, maybe it would have harmed the baby. We should all be thankful for this blessed little baby that Bristol is not going to have slaughtered. He will truly be another gift from God and his Birth will be celebrated by all of the Republicans. And this will give Bristol more ammunition when she gives her speeches because she is learning how difficult a poor teenage single mother has supporting two babies and receiving no money from the deadbeat dads.

  3. Missy Uganda says:

    Bristol is a very amazing girl. Loved her on dancing with the stars

    • Fly Onthewall says:

      You are right Missy Uganda, Bristol is an amazing girl and so are you. Bristol is very kind and a loving mother. You are very kind too. I pray that the Lord Heavenly Father wraps HIS loving arms around you and blesses you with a wonderful life. Take care.

  4. Holly says:

    obviously she isnt very bright, and even if her mother never gave her the sex talk what she did isnt justified, she isnt doing anything different than some girls have done.. I think the two of them should be disqualified , she never came off very bright anyway

    • Fly Onthewall says:

      And what do YOU know about being very bright? You don't sound very bright to me. You come across as very air-headed. How old are you, Holly? Would you like someone saying that about you? You don't know Bristol Palin to make the judgement that she is not very bright. God wouldn't make that kind of comment about you, because HE's perfect in all ways and you're not perfect in any way. Be like God. Read your Bible – Judge not lest YOU be judged. Oh, thats right, I forgot, you don't know how to read. I'm sorry you're not very bright. Well, have someone read it to you then, or you can buy the CD versions they have for the blind (at heart).

  5. kate says:

    well rumors have it the two little boys in the house are both hers too and her third on the way what a joke and she is an advocate on sex can wait, celibacy etc i guess its do as i say not as i do. What a hypocrite who would want her. Sleeze why isnt she on birth control if she cant keep her legs closed

    • Fly Onthewall says:

      Better re-think that, Sleezee. What do you know about it? Were you there when Sara Palins son was born? Read your Bible, Sleezee, judge not lest you be judged. Byee! (This is your conscience talking to ya)Be prepared for YOUR judgement, and you will be judged!

  6. Wendy says:

    Yep–definitely pregnant now. Look at the recent pictures. What a tramp.

    • Fly Onthewall says:

      Ah, I think you better look into a mirror when you say that. And what makes you so much better, tramp? If you do not want to be judged a tramp, then don't judge anyone else as a tramp. Read your Bible, girl, and don't forget what it says, don't judge others lest YOU be judged. Byee!

    • Sickofhypocrites says:

      You know where you can stick that bible Fly?

  7. Jo says:

    I could not figure out how Bristol was considered a STAR quallifying her to be on DWTS because she was giving lectures about abstance…like a very short time…was it all about the most $1,000,000.00 she received for her appearances…and now having another BABY…like another comment THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL TOO FAR FROM THE TREE!

  8. WakeUpAmerica says:

    Oh if only all this were true. Damnit!

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  10. Falalala says:

    Alicia don't be so naive. This teenager is just another in our the government will take care of me society. Really, it happened once, maybe twice as I think the little retarded boy is her son as well and a result of her being too young and not taking care of herself…pretty soon she will be the nest octomom…same story, different stupid character, no money with no sense…what a bunch of stupid women.

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  13. Flye Onthewall says:

    Why don’t ya just leave poor Bristol alone. Are You perfect? All you people who LOVE to criticize, judge, demoralize, and hurt other people because of the mistakes they have made in their life, are YOU SO PERFECT? What’s wrong with you people? I think you type don’t have enough to do in your own life that you have to pick on other people. I would like to see all of you writers, who write about all this crap, write an article, or maybe even a BOOK, about YOUR life and the mistakes YOU have made and put it before all the eyes of the world. Really, I’m serious. This is a challenge for you and I want it published all over the tv, internet, and print media. Don’t forget to make it really juicy and sizzling to give it that shock and aw and we all want to read. Then, after that, I challenge you to go back and read or re-read your Bible and get on your knees every morning and every night and thank God for dying for all of your sins, and for the trash you write about people. What goes around, comes around, so be prepared for YOUR judgement.

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  20. Linda B says:

    Quite frankly, I don't think it's anybody's business if she's pregnant or not! How would you like me to judge you (anyone out there) for being pregnant? Mind your own business people! Congratulations Bristol, hope all goes well for you! And, by the way, I do not know her nor the Palins!

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