TUSCON – Mysterious chemical agents are being sprayed over Arizona by the federal government.
These chemtrails, which scientists say contain barium, aluminum salts, thorium, and bozobonium, have been released across the Arizona skies. Professor Marco Maridakis, of the University of Phoenix, said these chemtrails seem to only affect the 70% of the Arizona population that supports SB-1070. “These are a new kind of chemtrails, called SmartChems (smart chemtrails), which are designed (and programmed) to attack certain members of a population. They seek out their targets and… surgically spray them.”
Citizens of Arizona are reporting nausea, vomiting and a general feeling of disgust… which is quickly followed by elation and adoration for the Obama Administration. In the last 24 hours the support for SB-1070 has dropped to 49%. Arizona expert, Lady Gaga, predicts that number to be “less than zero” by tomorrow.
If you are not familiar with chemtrails, they are different from contrails (condensation trials), which are artificial clouds, visible trails of condensed water vapor made by the exhaust of aircraft engines. Chemtrails are not the common forms of aerial spraying such as crop dusting, cloud seeding or aerial firefighting. Chemtrails are aerial trails caused by the systematic high-altitude release of chemical substances, resulting in the appearance of supposedly uncharacteristic sky tracks. Sometimes they look like bunny rabbits.
“The federal government is getting back at us for trying to keep our state safe from the illegal immigrant invasion. They’re trying to kill us off!” said Chris Carpernteria of Flagstaff. “But it’s not going to work. We got gas masks being shipped in from all parts of the country. We’re going to fight the government. We’re going to live, dammit, we’re going to live!”
Chris Carpenteria was admitted to Walgreens Hospital in Flagstaff. He died shortly after.
WWN contacted Janet Napolitano of Homeland Security, who vehemently denied that the government was targeting Arizona citizens with chemtrails. “We would never do anything to harm the citizens of our country. We support Arizonans, one thousand percent.” Napolitano was in Rosarito, Mexico when she made this statement. She was meeting with the Mexican Army, planning an invasion of Arizona.
There are many who doubt the mere existence of chemtrails, but William Makepie of Grand Canyon Village had a warning for chemtrail deniers. “That’s what them skeptics said fifty years ago, when there was nothing but a bunch of farmland here. Then, Truman sprayed us with chemtrails in the 50s and it obliterated everything, blew this big hole in the ground, making what I call Grand Chemtrail Canyon. Millions died right here.” Makepie is a history professor at the University of Arizona.
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