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NO DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN JAIL


MADISON, WI – A Wisconsin inmate has been denied the right to play Dungeons & Dragons in prison!

Kevin T. Singer is no ordinary inmate. He is was sentenced to life in prison in 2002 after bludgeoning his sister’s boyfriend to death with a sledgehammer.

He has been devoted to the fantasy role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons since his childhood, and began playing it in prison with three other inmates.

However, in 2004, the game was banned after another inmate expressed concern over the four players forming a gang around the game!

Officials confiscated from his cell dozens of Dungeons & Dragons books, as well as a 96-page manuscript he had written for game scenarios. He was told he could not have the materials because the game “promotes fantasy role playing, competitive hostility, violence, addictive escape behaviors, and possible gambling.”

Singer filed a federal lawsuit, saying the prison had violated his free speech and due process rights, but the 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday upheld the policy.

The decision read, “After all, punishment is a fundamental aspect of imprisonment, and prisons may choose to punish inmates by preventing them from participating in some of their favorite recreations.”

17 Responses to “NO DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN JAIL”

  1. Bob Crespo says:

    Inmates should be required to play Dungeons and Dragons. What's worse punishment than that?

  2. AutumnWisdom says:

    Aww…I LOVE to play D&D!! MAN!! They want to take away EVERYTHING fun in this country…next thing you know blue shirts will upset brown people or black pants will upset white people or green grass will upset purple people or on and on till the break of dawn…jeezus!! Just get OVER it and let everyone do their own thing!!

  3. jackalope hunter says:

    Those dice of his should be shoved up his ass.

  4. Mr.Anonymous says:

    He gives D&D players a bad name.

  5. andrew says:

    I say he should be introduced to a "game" called Prison Bitch.

  6. gamer says:

    Wrong image. Thats dice and a character sheet for White Wolf’s game “Vampire: The Masquerade”.

    • jackalope hunter says:

      You must be a hard-core gamer to notice that.

    • dampes8n says:

      Was just about to say the same thing. Saw the dice and was like. Hey! Those are all D10s! Then noticed the sheet and flew into a mini nerd-rage. LOL

  7. B4H8 says:

    ww.kenzerco.com

  8. Nopar King says:

    dandwiki.com

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