ARTESIA, NM – Weekly World News exclusive: Michael Jackson has been spotted in a diner with Elvis!
At roughly 3am last night patrons at a diner outside Artesia, New Mexico, saw what was undeniably Michael Jackson dining with Elvis Presley. The two arrived just before 3 at The Sunshine Diner on 285.
Wait staff say that Elvis arrived first, quietly taking a booth near the window. Minutes later Michael Jackson entered the sleepy diner, strutting to the booth where Elvis was seated. Elvis could be seen rolling his eyes even behind his massive sunglasses.
The two quietly dined for just under an hour, attracting minimal attention from the other patrons. They ordered the pancake special (cherry) and an egg white omelet respectively. Jackson would pull his hat down over his face whenever anyone passed by, only attracting more attention, until a clearly annoyed Elvis made him stop.
The two appeared to be very happy to see each other and spoke pleasantly for the majority of their time in the small town diner. After a slice of sweet potato pie and a fruit cup the two began collecting their things, leaving a tip of 20%. A faithful Weekly World News reader sent in this photo, taken as they were paying at the counter.
When they left, a brief good-bye was seen by a waitress named Estelle Roche. After a quick hug Elvis got into a ’75 Cadillac that only started after three tries. Once he had pulled out Michael Jackson pointed his hand into the sky, and in a flash of light he disappeared. A shooting star crossed the early morning sky heading north-west.
The photo and eyewitness accounts only further fuel the theory that Jackson staged his own death. Weekly World News will continue to investigate.
OK. Except for the VERY few who seem to get it, you're all morons who wouldn't know satire if it bled to death on your front lawn. You should know that any magazine that features stories about Bat Boy and Manigator ( I love them btw) isn't going to print REAL stories about any celebrity. If you're that thin skinned and such easily offended wimps, then go read People or The Star to get your watered down fluff fix. Leave the WWN to those of us who understand humor and don't go crying WAAH WAAH about everything that doesn't fit into our safe, little shallow and boring view of life and the world. If you're that stupid then I wash my hands of the lot of you.
This is so pathetic and disrespectful. Why don't you just let Michael and Elvis rest in peace? They are probably in Heaven right now laughing at you guys for being such losers. Let them rest in peace!
Michael Jackson was a child molesting mutant and Elvis was a drug-addled violence freak. I don't know where they are now, but I seriously doubt it's Heaven.
Any amoebas defending either MJ or Elvis on this site really need to reassess their lives.
HAHAHAH nots dead of course its so Fking obvious all the news and the mass media info said it no literally but u can tell its kind a subliminal news or something and people cant leave him alone because they are so Fking ignorant and they cant get a life of their own
Are you on speed, or meth, or have you just never heard of punctuation? USE A PERIOD ONCE IN A WHILE, MORON!
What the HELL are you babbling about?
Jacko lives!!
BREAKING NEWS
MICHAEL JACKSON SIGHTED HE'S IN EASTER EUROPE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoFpLFBMvU
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load of bullshit have some respect
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean I dont wanna believe but the press are gonna have to believe it! SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!
Neither Elvis or Michael would have left the children they idolized unless they had no choice in the matter because of death. I ts a shame they died to early, but they left usm a piece of themselves in their music, and we should be greatful. RIP Elvis and Michael
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU THINK THAT THIS STORY IS GOING TO SELL….! DO THEY BOTH REALLY SEEM THIS DUMB TO YOU?
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try to find real evidence that will convince us…if michael is alive!if he is dead i am really sorry about you and i hope god shows some mercy to you and forgive you when you die…
you have to be ashamed of that………….PLEASE…………show some respect to this man……….
he was sth that you are not……….HE IS/WAS A REAL HUMAN WITH A REAL HEART……….
you are sth with a fake heart and you do not deserve anything………..
ask to be forgivven……….and apologise……………….
MICHAEL I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU……I PROMISE MY FRIEND…………..
THE MAN IS DEAD SO CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!! Damn, you can't even give a guy some peace even after he's dead…
@moonrunner
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i agree with u… but don't u see? this comment part in this website is also fun to read… i mean… don't take those comments seriously too
michael jackson is not dead hes here in california with me and doesnt need the bull shit he wants to live a private like and he is doing well so knock off the dumb shit
MJ is not Dead he is at wal-mart little boy,s pants are half off eeeeeeheeeee shamoy hata
They were also seen together a few miles down the road eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches with a pound or so of bacon in a secluded bungalow by dedicated groupies who followed Elvis home.
Looking over the hedge and through the open window they saw the scuffle which broke out after Elvis had expended all of his ammunition into the Tv because a Jerry Lee Lewis biography came on to CMT.
Michael, oblivious to all the gunfire, had been moon walking all around the room wearing one glove while screaching “just beat it”, which, according to the argument that broke out, reminded Elvis that Michael had been tapping his daughter. Leaping into a Tae Kwon Do horse stance, Elvis proceeded to strike Michael with combination jump right leg spinning back kick / spinning left leg roundhouse kick one two to the face.
However, this was the fat Elvis and he got tangled up in his cape and fell to the floor clutching his knee and yelling for Red.
Michael got his bottle of roofies and fed some to Elvis.
Cackling “Tee hee”, Michael was last seen picking up a Tickle Me Elmo beddie – bye story book just before he closed the drapes and locked the door.
Lol that is the worst try at photoshoping a picture I have EVER seen. Give it up already…
Is John Lennon mad at Michael about the Beatles catalog too? Is Elvis mad that Michael divorced his daughter. These three hanging out togeather may not be good, not good at all.
when you guys come out with this kind of bs you put the credibility of your whole mag at risk…cut the crap, Estelle Roche NEVER worked the night shift.
I knew Michael was still alive. He was at my local swap meet about two weeks ago. Before I could say any thing to him he ran away into the crowd. Michael come back ! the world still needs you !
all i can say is hee heee elvis and MJ has left the building!!!
Bologna!!!!!!!!!!
I blieve Michael is still alive, but this photo is clearly a Photoshop creation… This is not our beloved Michael these days, he looks different than in this picture.
And please, stop calling Michael a Jack*, he is Jackson.