FLORIDA COAST – A favorite of children everywhere, Dora the Explorer has been teaching Spanish on Nickelodeon for years. Now the channel has finally revealed teenage Dora, to disastrous results.
Dora has been on-air since 2000, when Nickelodeon first discovered her. Each episode consists of her happily exploring outside with her friend, Boots the Monkey, while teaching viewers basic Spanish. Dora’s show has been wildly popular, leading Nickelodeon to heavily promote the series.
But after almost 9 years, Dora has finally hit puberty and the network was forced to reveal the teenager to the world, with unfortunate results. Although they attempted to brighten the situation with fun new merchandise and the phrase “Dora Grows Up!”, audiences have not responded well.
A network insider told Weekly World News, “Frankly, it’s going badly. Dora has been uncooperative, to say the least. We give her cute, colorful clothing from Forever21, she wears black clothing with skull prints. We give her playful make-up and jewelry, she puts on black eyeliner and earrings with daggers on them.”
“Her abuela said Dora has moved into the basement and sulks all day while blasting ‘Nine Inches’. I think she meant ‘Nine Inch Nails’…”
Even Boots the talking monkey is concerned. “She’s just not the same Dora! Map and I try to get her excited about exploring outside, but all she wants to do is talk about existential nihilism. I don’t even know what that is. She’s dragged poor Backpack into this too. Did you know he wrote GOD IS DEAD on himself?”
Boots began to cry and excused himself from the interview.
Nickelodeon has decided to air re-runs of “Dora the Explorer” for the next two years until Dora inevitably grows out of it.
Hi, Iam growing and I would like for Dore to grow with me.My name is Faith and Iam 5 and I always watch Dora,so I want her to grow up with me..Good luck Dora. Thanks FaithFaith
It’s obvious that pic of dora was photoshopped, of course! the real dora is beautiful, so people need to shut up! Dora should grow up, not much though. And what some of you wrote about her, I agree with most of you, but some of you are stupid and immature and I can’t believe most of you would think that picture was real!
it was only a matter of time for dora so all you kids out there stop crying and for the parents stop trying to change Nickelodeon's mind this was going to happen any way no matter how much you and your kids complain you cant change there mind so just give up all of you and just accept the fact that Dora will appeal to older kids instead of the yonglings ok
actually this is a GOOD thing for TEENS because before we didnt care about dora know that shes grown up like OUR AGE we actually care.I was shocked(in a good way) that dora was gonna be a grown,like we all go through PUBERTY so why shouldn't dora??
She doesnt look anything like the picture. Her new show is called "Dora's explorer girls", which you can find at nickjr.com. She doesnt look anything like that picture. Look it up and you will see.
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gawd, you guys are so bored! this is so not true and i think she looks better like that. its not like there are cocks entering her vagina on the damn show so shut the fuck up
I agree with all of you like Rugrats they all grew up so Dora should to but not goth or anything els.
This first page of comments alone terrifies me. So many people judging this… you clearly didn't bother to read the article, which includes an interview with Boots and talking Monkey. Not the real live person who does his voice… but Boots. As if he is real. It also talks about Nickelodeon trying to persuade Dora to change her ways. And, btw people, have you looked at the other parts of this site? Like… the alien section? Or the mascot?
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