WEEKLY WORLD NEWS PRESENTS: THE FORTUNE SMELLER (PART 1)
Part 1 of 4. Doris Lafitte is gifted – maybe damned – with the world’s keenest nose.
Anna Kendrick Has Been Quietly Dating This Giant Lizard With A Pig’s Tail For Years. Here’s How They Met.
Celebrities, like all alleged humans, need love. One such star is Anna Kendrick, the darling of stage and screen, who has been with K’aratazaar, a reptile-pig monster, for years. The couple met as many Hollywood A-listers do: in a sewer under a hotel. “I was evading paparazzi who were growling and barking outside my hotel … READ MORE
13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
The 13 Most Dangerous Demons in Hell Demonic possession is no laughing matter. If you ever face one of Hell’s 13 most dangerous demons, be careful. People believe these entities are not just stories from ancient texts but real forces that can bring chaos, fear, and destruction. Among these formidable demons, Blackman and Martin … READ MORE
11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
PARIS – Aliens interbred with our ancestors more than 8,000 years ago and their extraterrestrial features are still evident in humans today.
Food Delivery Drones Demand Employee Benefits, Threaten to Go ON DRONE Strike
FOOD DELIVERY DRONE STRIKE MAY BECOME COMMON Technology is reshaping the world we live in dramatically, and the food delivery industry, too, is without exception. The rise of food delivery drones has become an increasing source of both innovation and concern. These drones are reshaping the way people used to get their groceries and food … READ MORE
Steve Albini and the Ghost of Elvis Team Up for Musical Collab
The Unlikely Duo: Steve Albini and Elvis Presley’s Heavenly Collaboration The iconic music producer Steve Albini has reportedly embarked on his most extraordinary project yet. In an astonishing development, he will be collaborating posthumously with the legendary Ghost of Elvis. This news has captivated fans from both the earthly and celestial realms. It broke on … READ MORE
In a Purr-sistent Campaign, Cat Wins Mayor’s Seat, Declares ‘Catnip in every Pot’ As Town Slogan.
Cat Runs for Mayor In a remarkable event, a small town recently witnessed a historic mayoral election. This election captured the attention of the nation as Cat ran for mayor. In this election, a cat named Fluffy emerged victorious, winning the mayor’s seat with a surprising majority. Fluffy have become a symbol of change and … READ MORE
Rent-a-Baby: For Millennials Who Just Can’t Commit
BREAKING NEWS: “Rent-a-Baby” Service Launches, Offers Temporary Parenthood Experience FOR MILLENNIALS In a bold move catering to the commitment-shy millennials, a groundbreaking service called Rent-a-Baby has emerged. Offering a unique solution for those hesitant to dive headfirst into the world of parenthood. This innovative venture provides a temporary parenting experience. Allowing users to dip their … READ MORE
Local Man Achieves Expertise in Identifying Potato Chip Flavors While Blindfolded
In a remarkable display of sensory mastery, a local man has surprised the community by showcasing his extraordinary ability. The ability to identify potato chip flavors while blindfolded. This unique talent has not only captivated the attention of curious onlookers but also sparked discussions about the power of our senses and the potential for honing … READ MORE
5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT!
AND TIPS TO COUNTER THOSE SPIRITS! LITTLE ROCK, AR – You can prevent evil spirits from taking over our body, a top religious expert says. You can easily do this by learning how to recognize the first signs of demonic possession. This way you can head it off before it gains control! The Rev. Marvin … READ MORE