A triangular UFO, accompanied by the strange sounds phenomenon, was spotted over Dublin, Ireland!
HITLER WINE
VIENNA – Sales of wine and schnapps with Adolf Hitler on the label are increasing all over Austria.
TIM TEBOW RUNNING FOR SENATE
Tim Tebow announced last night that he is running for Senate in his home state of Florida.
SECOND EARTH FOUND
Astronomers have discovered a planetary system orbiting the Sun-like star HD 10180. One planet, Zamina, is identical to earth.
DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
WORLD’S SMALLEST WOMAN RUNS FOR CONGRESS
18-year-old Jyoti Amge, who at 2 feet 6 inches is the world’s shortest woman, has moved to the U.S. and is running for Congress.
