WASHINGTON –  After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
James Dirk Crudup, 41, scaled the fence on the north side of the White House between 7:30 and 8 p.m last night.  Charlie Sheen then scaled the fence at 8:30 pm.  He was yelling, “Debt deal – sizzle, losing, bye!” over and over again.
Sheen was reportedly “set off” by the debt deal but also because he learned that CBS was going to kill his character on Two and a Half Men.  “They’re going to behead my character. That’s bullshit.  Chuck Lorre will get his!”
Crudup was quickly taken into custody after scaling the fence.  Sheen, however, signed autographs for an hour then was taken into the Rose Garden for a “Winning Summit” with Barack Obama.
Secret Service knew Crudup was homeless, they thought Sheen was homeless.

Crudup has been charged with unlawful entry and contempt of court for violating a stay away order from the White House.  Sheen was put on the new Debt Commission formed by the President.

A CNN news crew caught some of the drama on tape as it unfolded. Video showed agents leading Crudup, as they held his hands behind his back, across the North Lawn on the Pennsylvania Avenue side of the White House, where tourists gather to take photographs.  Anderson Cooper flew to Washington to interview Charlie Sheen on CNN.

Reporters still at work in the White House press room saw agents who are stationed closer to the White House with their weapons drawn. A t least one agent could be seen on the roof of the building peering through a pair of binoculars.  Several reporters thought they saw several Secret Service agents aiming their pistols at Sheen’s head.  One female Secret Service agent took a shot at Sheen’s crotch – she missed.

As soon as President Barack Obama found out Sheen was half-naked on his front lawn, he ran over to Sheen, got his autograph and invited him inside.   They were planning on going golfing this weekend.  Sheen made  Michelle Obama an honorary “goddess.”


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