MULE ELECTED MAYOR
Townspeople from a small town in Upstate New York learned from experience that they couldn’t trust human politicians – so they elected a mule mayor! The little town of Blanco, … READ MORE
Year: 2020
ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM!
“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian is invited into Groom Lake, which is the official title of Area 51. It’s the … READ MORE
MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!”
AND HIS HOUSE IS EVEN WORSE! (EDITOR’S NOTE: WWN is publishing this story because the world needs to know about it – although we vowed to Brick Rivers not to … READ MORE
PAGE 5 HONEY – ANGELLA KATHERINE
A Fiery Force To Be Reckoned With Weekly World News is proud to introduce our latest Page 5 Honey – Angella Katherine aka “@jawngella”. Angella is a Flatbush Brooklyn born and raised … READ MORE
DELAWARE IS MISSING!
“By the time authorities noticed, the trail had gone cold.” The Federal Bureau of Investigation confirmed that Delaware, the seventh-largest broiler chicken exporter in the nation, has mysteriously disappeared. Eight … READ MORE
FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS!
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up to Vincent Gardini’s vintage woody wagon in Los Angeles’ Diamond District, forcing him onto the … READ MORE
GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS!
Lead to to major vote count delays Weekly World News confirmed that vote-counting delays in several Georgia election districts were the result of a hiring snafu. In the months … READ MORE
ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN!
He’s No Longer “the BEST Golfer Ever“ He had 11 Holes-in-One In His First Round and Still Lost! Three weeks ago, Ginnie-Su Kim, North Korea’s only female professional golfer witnessed … READ MORE
BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?!
Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the other for financial support of a child. When a parent gets behind in their payments, … READ MORE
CAPITALIST PIG!
Clairvoyant Swine Predicts Stocks Over the years many animals have tried their hand at the stock market. Chimps and other apes seem to be the best at it, though octopi … READ MORE