CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.

COLUMBUS, OH – Ted Williams, a homeless man from Cleveland with a golden radio voice, was hired by the Today Show!

COLUMBUS, OH – A riot broke out at a clothing store when a woman lied about paying for everyone’s items!

TOLEDO, OH – The Chaos Cloud was sited hovering high above western Ohio yesterday.