I’m madder than a Mexican jumping bean in a chili dog!
Today they’re having meetings about that Sonya Sotomayor they want on the Supreme Court.
What a disaster! The Teleprompter Kid picked a broad who had to read kids’ books in college, to fix her English! Why not just cut to the chase and appoint Mr. Rogers?
I ask you: would a “wise Latina” all herself a “wise Latina” in public? Doesn’t stuff like that make her sound… stupid?
If we need a Mexican on this thing, I say we treat her no different than the other ones, and make her come to Court by climbing over a fence and running through two miles of sand! And she better not be getting more than five bucks an hour, either!
Speaking of treating people equal: I didn’t like her keeping those white firemen from getting raises, just because they were white. They passed their tests, didn’t they? (And I don’t think they got good marks by just scribbling pictures of fire trucks with crayons, either!)
What worries me, though, is that one of those firemen, the Ricci guy, is an “eye-tie”, which you can tell on account of his name. Now, the papers say Ricci is one of those “dialexics” who reads everything backwards.
I can’t see how that’s any different from just being a dopey eye-tie, but anyway: do we really want a fireman who reads upside down? What if he drives the truck to the wrong street?
These are the burning questions only Ed Anger dares to ask!
I still say we should put Sarah Palin on the Supreme Court. These jobs are for life, people, and we’d all rather look at her for thirty years!