ED ANGER SAYS: GIVE OBAMA THE FINGER!

I’m madder than a hitchhiker with a busted thumb!
Now I’ve heard everything! Yesterday at some health care protest, a pro-Obama guy bit off an anti-Obama guy’s finger!
It’s true: they were fighting about whether hospitals should be run like the DMV, and the guy who thinks they SHOULD — because that would be more compassionate and loving and stuff – attacked a guy on the other side!
I knew those crazy Obama fans were zombies, but this is ridiculous!
I’ve heard of “giving someone the finger” – but now angry liberals are taking somebody else’s!
The Obama zombie purposely went after the old guy too, cuz of all the protesters, he was the easiest to attack. And they say Obamacare won’t mean making old people go in front of Death Panels to decide if they can live! Hey, this Obama zombie decided this old man didn’t need his finger—what’s the difference?
Amazingly, some other guy found the bit off finger and took it to the hospital, but I don’t know it they sewed it back on or what. Maybe that operation isn’t paid for by the new Obamacare, especially since the old guy doesn’t like our Communist-in-Chief.
Some libs are actually saying the old guy should be grateful he got such good doctoring on account of Medicare! That’s like a thief saying you should be grateful he didn’t kill you when he robbed your house!
If they didn’t sew that guy’s finger back on after all, he should mail it to the Teleprompter Kid as a souvenir of his time being President, and a reminder of how kind and sensitive and caring his followers are!
Who’s in charge around here, anyhow? Barack Obama or Idi Amin?