Sources close to Taylor Swift say the pop superstar is pregnant. Harry Styles is rumored to be the father.
The Swift Camp is denying this report, saying it is just a wild rumor. But WWN has spoken to doctors close to Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles and they have confirmed Taylor Swift was examined by an OB/GYN in the hospital and that Taylor is, in fact, pregnant. “Definitely, Ms. Swift is with baby. Taylor will have her baby about the same time Princess Kate has hers,” said a resident at the hospital.
A source close to the drummer in Taylor Swift’s band said that Taylor wasn’t sure if it Conor Kennedy was the baby daddy or if it was One Direction’s Harry Styles. “There are about two dozen other men, boys, and roadies that could be the father,” according to the head of a One Direction fan club.
WWN, however, can confirm that sources close to One Direction are claiming that Harry is the father. ”Harry is already telling our pals in London that he has ‘super-sperm’ and is very proud that he was able to get Taylor pregnant so quickly,” said a One Direction hair stylist. ”Harold is thrilled.”
Various members of The Wanted are trying to get Lindsay Lohan pregnant – just so they can keep up with One Direction and superman Styles. ”The Wanted will never catch up to 1D,” said a One Direction fan. ”They suck at everything.”
Taylor’s baby bump may look like this:
Harry and Taylor were even “practicing” being parents in New York last week with a friend’s baby:
They have already hired a friend (a father himself) to help take care of the baby after it’s born:
Though some continue to deny the truth, others are convinced the “Haylor” pregnancy is true because Taylor Swift has seemed VERY happy recently.
John Mayer is extremely upset that he is not the father of baby Swift. He is reportedly already writing a song about the baby – and has expressed to her staff (and family) that he wants to be the stepfather to Baby Tay Tay. ”John figures that Harry will dump Taylor and then he’ll step in and save the day,” said a source close to a friend of Mayer. ”John thinks he’ll be a better father than Harry.”
WWN congratulates Taylor Swift! Rock on, baby…
Guys, "satire" is in the tagline. Whether she is pregnant or not, this entire article is meant to be a joke. Don't take it seriously. It's so blatantly written to make fun of the issue. Kids these days.
the baby bump picture is an old picture of Taylor! oh come on look at the curls of her hair! stop the lie and wait for the parties to speak up!
This is so stupid.
speechless!!!!
what he is 18 come on people that is to young
I think
well if there happy we at least got to be happy as well
HAHAHAHA only the photo of taylor's 'baby bump' is super fake! That photo is very old! hahaha pathetic!
you are all ridiculous. get a life. she's not freaking pregnant. this article sucks and if you actually believe this crap you're an idiot.
Dude this is the most funniest rumor i have ever heard! that photo is from like 2010 maybe older! if you wanted this to look recent and look real try another photo! this is to funny
Not true. How low can peopel go to get a good story?
Not true. This is pathertic. How low will people go to get a good story? SUPER!! He's 18 and I doubt they've ever even had sex.
okay, why would Harry be happy about it if he denied the relationship?! This makes no sense, the facts don't add up. Even if she is knocked up then John Mayer or Conor Kennedy is probably the dad. Harry said he would never hide a relationship, and I trust him.
its a fake, and that baby is lux, harry is very close with lux, and that pram is the pram from lux, and that man is the father from lux,
and c'mon harry's 18, but it can be a accident..
but he said in a magezine : im not ready for this : Taylor is pregnant
This is stupid. I know that she is smart enough to be responsible. I love her!!
ahem for harry to get taylor pregnant he would have had to have sex with her and um no sorry hun but hes strictly dickly(louis')
You can totally see the photoshop work on the "baby bump". See those brownish blurred brush marks? Totally real. It just so happens to disappear near her hand and at the bottom of her skirt. Nice work, nice freaking work.
That picture is old, puhleeze.
This is pure bullshit.
1. That Taylor pic is pretty old and it's obvious it's photo-shopped.
2. I'm pretty sure a doctor would get fired for giving that type of information away just like that.
3. Harry's been seen with baby Lux multiple times before he was with Taylor.
4. "Various members of The Wanted want to get Lindsay Lohan pregnant"… to keep up with One Direction? What the fuck?
I could go on but I can't stand to be in this shit of a website any longer.
I'm out.
They are both to smart to do this. But i guess it could have happened by accident. However if harry was the father dont you think we would know before now and Taylor is still super skinny like come on there is no fucking way you can be that skinny and be pregnant! THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF CRAP MAYBE SHE IS PREGNANT BUT ITS NOT HIS BABY. I DOUBT THEY EVEN HAD SEX THEY HAVENT EVEN BEEN DATING THAT LONG HES ONLY 18 AND HES IN THE MOST FAMOUS BOYBAND HE WOULDNT EVEN HAVE TIME FOR A BABY. SHES A REALLY POPULAR POP AND COUNTRY SINGER THEY ARE BOTH WAY WAY TO YOUNG TO BE PARENT. SO THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET A LIFE AND FOR ONCE TRY WRITING SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY TRUE!!!
okay, what the fuck? second picture: from 2008.
third picture: Baby Lux.
fourth picture: Josh (1D drummer) helping with Baby Lux.
this is 100% FAKE crap.
"josh (1d drummer) helping with baby lux"
really bitch, really?
1. that is not Josh
2. that is not how you spell Luxe
so just sit down and shut up xoxo
Guys it's obviously fake. Its suppose to be funny
Anyone who believes any bit of this article is extremely stupid. Not only is the 'baby bump' picture old, but it's also clearly photoshopped. The baby is Harry's stylist's baby. Seriously, every part of this article is retarded. None of it is believable
YESS IKR
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. That “baby bump” picture is from the 2009.
That picture is so terribly photoshopped, it's hilarious. All they did was smudge a part of her stomach from a 2007 photo!
That picture with the black dress is old and Photoshopped!! This is ridiculous!!! Spreading rumors is not what I would call good journalism.
If Harry Styles and Taylor Swift aren't actually dating, then the worst part is, that Harry lied to his fans, as he confirmed his love for Taylor. However I believe that Haylor, is just a publicity stunt, to gain fans for both, Swift and Styles.
Taylor is not pregnant.
Harry is not a father.
And theres a chance that Haylor was created by management, just to gain more fame. However, Swift and Styles, are both losing fans, at a ridiculous speed.