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TAYLOR SWIFT PREGNANT

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Sources close to Taylor Swift say the pop superstar is pregnant.  Harry Styles is rumored to be the father.

The Swift Camp is denying this report, saying it is just a wild rumor.  But WWN has spoken to doctors close to Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles and they have confirmed Taylor Swift was examined by an OB/GYN in the hospital and that Taylor is, in fact, pregnant. “Definitely, Ms. Swift is with baby.  Taylor will have her baby about the same time Princess Kate has hers,” said a resident at the hospital.

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A source close to the drummer in Taylor Swift’s band said that Taylor wasn’t sure if it Conor Kennedy was the baby daddy or if it was One Direction’s Harry Styles.   “There are about two dozen other men, boys, and roadies that could be the father,” according to the head of a One Direction fan club.

WWN, however, can confirm that sources close to One Direction are claiming that Harry is the father.  ”Harry is already telling our pals in London that he has ‘super-sperm’ and is very proud that he was able to  get Taylor pregnant so quickly,” said a One Direction hair stylist.  ”Harold is thrilled.”

Various members of The Wanted are trying to get Lindsay Lohan pregnant – just so they can keep up with One Direction and superman Styles.  ”The Wanted will never catch up to 1D,” said a One Direction fan.  ”They suck at everything.”

Taylor’s baby bump may look like this:

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Harry and Taylor were even “practicing” being parents in New York last week with a friend’s baby:

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They have already hired a friend (a father himself) to help take care of the baby after it’s born:

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Though some continue to deny the truth, others are convinced the “Haylor” pregnancy is true because Taylor Swift has seemed VERY happy recently.

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 John Mayer is extremely upset that he is not the father of baby Swift.  He is reportedly already writing a song about the baby – and has expressed to her staff (and family) that he wants to be the stepfather to Baby Tay Tay.  ”John figures that Harry will dump Taylor and then he’ll step in and save the day,” said a source close to a friend of Mayer.  ”John thinks he’ll be a better father than Harry.”

WWN congratulates Taylor Swift!  Rock on, baby…

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307 Responses to “TAYLOR SWIFT PREGNANT”

  1. How old are she?
    Well look´s like she will get a good mother anyhow

  2. Rosetta says:

    Ahah, Taylor Swift is definitely not pregnant!

    Stuffed Pepperoncini

    With much love!

  3. Top40Lyrics says:

    There's no truth to this one. I don't even believe it ever since this news came out.

  4. John says:

    Taylor Swift pregnant…I dont believe that. I love her music though!
    Taylor Swifts Song List

  5. bethany says:

    all my freinds dont beleve it

  6. Meg says:

    Really…. Come on people do you really believe this???? I mean really I personally know the drummer in her band and he grew up in my home town (which I will not state because he likes his privacy just like everyone else) and first off the drummer doesn’t even let anyone know about his home life and you can barely find anything on him on the Internet so I am sure he is not going to blab Taylor’s business what so ever because your personal life is yours. Please leave this sweet girl alone and stop trying to trash her name and make her look like a wh*re by saying it could be this guys baby and that guys baby because I know personally for a FACT there is NO BABY!!! Please stop trying to trash a girl that has worked hard to please her fans and share he beautiful talent with the world and just be thankful The Lord gave us such a beautiful, poetic woman that god has chosen to share he words through song and just be thankful for her!!!! Why do we always here the bad things about celebrities and not the good things, if you focus on negative all you will get is negative so I hope karma kicks this website in the butt! Oh and to whome ever writes this crap and does the photo shop on the pictures… Even my 2 year old would know that photo showing her supposed “baby bump” is soooo fake, and adding Lindsey Lohan to the story… Geese you could have came up with someone better than that, even that threw up red flags, but really what got me the most was why is a doctor goin to risk his very nice paying job to blab about Taylor Swift and why would the doctor himself tell a source because that’s just giving it right away and risking his job! Please write about something worth writing about… like um poverty, hunger, war, now those are real things to talk about! Who ever runs this site needs to change it to fictional because no one believes this crap!!!!! Grow up and leave drama and rumors back in high school it’s time to grow up and get in the real world boys and girls! Thank You…. Hope Karma gets you real good for this one!

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