CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
Physicists made a major scientific discovery – proving that the “God particle” actually exists and vindicating the equations that have been used since Einstein first presented his Special Theory of Relativity.
Physicists have been trying to find the “God particle” (the Higgs boson) for over forty years, so it’s no real surprise that they finally did it. But what IS a surprise is it was found it in an abandoned bank depository in Camden, New Jersey. And it was found by singer-actress, Taylor Momsen.
How can that be?
Well, physicists has a reputation for being extremely complicated, but sometimes the simplest questions that lead to truly profound and obvious insights. When Einstein asked himself, “What would happen if you could ride on a beam of light?” for example, the answer led him to the Special Theory of Relativity. He concluded that the speed of light was constant.
Taylor Momsen was touring with her band The Pretty Reckless and they stopped on the side of the road so some of the band members could relieve themselves. One of the band members, the drummer Jonathan Burger, was the nephew of physicist Alfred Gordowksi of the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York. Gordowski with the ATLAS experiment, one of two independent teams that had been looking for the Higgs boson at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research near Geneva.
Here’s the building where the God particle was found:
Taylor went into the building to get warm and saw something “strange” glowing in the corner. The drummer called his uncle, who came right away with his team. They studied the “glow” for the last six months and made the major announcement yesterday – “we have found the God particle!”
And here’s Taylor Momsen shortly before she found the God particle:
Gordowski was joined in Camden by other prominent physicists from around as they announced Tuesday they found definitive proof of the particle that is believed to be a basic component of the universe.
“Of course the universe began in New Jersey,” said Governor Chris Christie. “Everyone who lives here has known it all their lives. That’s why so many want to live here. They may not know it, but they are drawn to the universal source. It’s official now – New Jersey is the center of the universe.”
Some physicists speculate that Albert Einstein moved to New Jersey (he was a professor at Princeton) because he had an idea that the God particle was in New Jersey. “He just was in the wrong city,” said Christie. “Camden is where it all began.”
The God particle… works in mysterious ways…
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I would like to ask everybody. What is after infinity? What is after too much infinity? What happen after the increment of accleration become too infinity.
It is regarding speed and size of particles.
Einstein Equation E=MC^2 is worng
It is suppose to be E=MC^2+& where &=too ……….infinity
For stability E=(1+ n)!MC^2 where n=0,1,2,3,4,5,6…………………
after infinity is lexus,then acura,then cadillac…..
New Jersey did not have the 1000 Mayan Codices, those were recently found in the basement of an Los Angeles museum. The Mayans have said one of the codices is essential to their way of life and ask for it to be returned. Many speculate that it has to do with the 2012 prophecy! http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2011/10/2012-cal…
That wasn't the God particle Taylor found Idiots, It was fart gas!!!!
Only in New Jersey could this happen…
I would like to ask everybody. What is after infinity? What is after too much infinity? What happen after the increment of accleration become too infinity.
It is regarding speed and size of particles.
Einstein Equation E=MC^2 is worng
It is suppose to be E=MC^2+& where &=too ……….infinity
For stability E=(1+ n)!MC^2 where n=0,1,2,3,4,5,6…………………
Human can start with a trinity system tunnel 3-27.
Together with CERN, we could start to construct a huge, heavier and thicker wall(better than tatanium) airship.
wow, ok nobody wants to live in new jersey
E(trinity)=(1+ n)!MC^2 where n=0,1,2,3,4,5,6…………………
Trinity system(3 to 27 tunnels) will be balance and safe.
Human must start to built a huge spaceships from this equation.
If there is a real God particle, does that mean there is a Devil particle?
About Talyor Momsen, is there an after photo?
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Matthew 13:31 Another story by way of comparison He set forth before them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like a grain of mustard seed, which a man took and sowed in his field.
Matthew 13:32 Of all the seeds it is the smallest, but when it has grown it is the largest of the garden herbs and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and find shelter in its branches.
Matthew 13:33 He told them another parable: The kingdom of heaven is like leaven ( sour dough) which a woman took and covered over in three measures of meal or flour till all of it was leavened.
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My question is no one has ever walked in this building before? the building has been there over 100 years and no one to this very date ever seen this ,,and one of the band members just happen to be related to a scientist and he himself had an idea of what this strange object was..no meantion of size or if it moved about..I find all of this very strange and if you massed the odds well I do not gamble but I would place a bet on this was all staged,,get the pun,,band members ,,staged,,hahahaha oh well people will buy anything that is what is what amazed me about this artical..I am a detective by trade I guess the numbers add up to a amazing scam to me…but what do I know with 23 years on the job..
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