CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!
Last week, crew members aboard the space station radioed Mission Control after they spotted what they described as a “strange, effeminate man-child in a sequin jacket” doing leg kicks on the surface of the moon.
“They wanted to know if they could take pictures of thing,” said NASA engineer Mark Mallowry. “We thought it was probably just some space dust, so we told them to take as many pictures as they wanted.”
But when the photos arrived at NASA headquarters in Houston, Texas, Mallowry and his colleagues were shocked at what they saw.
“I could not believe what I was looking at,” Mallowry said. “There, right in front of my eyes, was Michael Jackson! On the surface of the moon!”
The photos depict an aged Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk outside of a lunar space module. Also visible in the photograph is Michael’s chimpanzee friend, Bubbles.
“This is a mind-blowing discovery,” said Mark Housman, Director of NASA’s Lunar Imaging Department. “I had a hunch that Michael Jackson wasn’t really dead, and it makes sense that he’s living on the moon. He was just too weird for this planet.”
This startling evidence refutes claims long-held views that the King of Pop died of a drug overdose in 2009, or that he is living on a secluded island with Elvis, Tupac, and Biggie Smalls.
Some of Michael’s friends and family were overjoyed upon hearing the news.
“I knew the MJ wasn’t dead,” said Chris Tucker, an actor and lifelong friend of Michael Jackson. “It makes me so happy knowing that my best buddy is up there on the moon, just doing what he does best where no one can bother him.”
Others were convinced that the pictures were hoax, released by NASA as a promotional stunt for Jackson’s latest album, Michael, which was produced and edited by Quincy Jones.
But Jones was quick to defend himself against the accusations.
“Michael and I have been working on this album for a long time,” said Jones in a phone interview. “He would send me tracks from his house on the moon, and I would edit them here on earth.”
“And believe me,” he added. “I am not making this up. After all, this is Michael Jackson we’re talking about – he’s done much, much weirder.”
[Photos by BOY MACK]
OMG, i really like it. Good Moon Walk
Bullshit !!!
Looks like someone just put random photos of mj on the moon lmao
LMAO!! i'll go to the moon soon.. watch the Michael Jackson Moon Walk Dance LIVE !!! wkwkwkkwkkk
THIS AIN'T TRUE! IF michael jackson is spotted on the moon he should be dead in there because there is no air nor gravity!! The news are here are all for stupid people who just believe in this stuff
you actually think people will believe this?? wow…..
omg…
AND THEY JUST USED PHOTOSHOP TO PRODUCE THESE PICTURES!!
u think soooooooooo… doh
duuh….
really? no!!! nooo!!!!
LMAOOOOO this just cracked me up laughingg
soo fakeeeeeeeeeee
Hahhahaah the only thing I can say THAT"S WHAT YOU CALLED MOONWALK!!!!
) LOL!!!!!!
Maybe this photo is edited….guys the modern technology and gadgets…?!? GUYS JUST RESPECT MJ's DEATH FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!!!
bahaha whats next "Michael Jackson spotted on a fly carpet over New York City!" come on really?!?
lol
wow!!.. how is michael jackson able to dance on the moon w/o any oxygen?? really? this is the dumbest thing ever!!!
joke of the year! HAHAHA
lol
+1
+2. hahaha
There has been plenty of GREAT lies by great states in history.This must be the last lie of 2010.
Don't say next day that someone has seen him in california desert.
Brahim, you are so clever, of course not even your baby will believe it.As you have said in your FB another american pie,lmao.
This is not true. This fake. Everything that is made by World Weekly News is fake,and stupid. This website or whatever should be sued. Also all the bullshit they said look at what each topic is. It's so fake bogus and stupid. Don't believe anything they say just sue them that will be better. They have been since 1979. That's been enough. How the hell could Michael Jackson be on the moon without any spaceman suite and shit.
Wow! MJ is alive indeed… can someone sponsor me to travel to the moon? so MJ and I can meet face to face, have dinner with him, have children with him, build a home in the moon.
What a dream that will be!
ate, can i join you? let's have a three-way affair in the moon. hahahaha
this site is so stupid!
ahahaah
this is soooooooo nice.
think i'd better go to the moon and live with MJ.
we will build our family there and will live happily ever after.
LOL >>=D
** WWN really makes my day **
HAHAHA… just keep on lying !
This is so fake! you can tell becuse the ISS is not on the Moon but in Low Earth Orbit!
HAHA, this is just fun, but obviously you dont get it.
yah…very Dump… nthn like this can happen … he is gone ..i mean gone gone… God knws where…ask him…not NASA…DAH!!
Mj is able to survive on the moon because of all the alterations he made to his body over the years. People this was always his end goal ever since he first moonwalked, he gave us that clue. His skin is as tough as a space suit, the nose was built for moon breathing that is why it always fell off on earth ( it was a gravitational issue with the synthetic nano skin of which it was made ). I never thought i would actually get to see pictures of him living out his dream. Thank you wwn for once again being the only reliable source of news
The site itself has corney jokes, but watching people fall for them is hilarious.
He flew in with this: https://sites.google.com/site/alienufosite/
Michael jackson is dead and is in hell for rejecting Jesus christ as his personal lord and saviour. Accept Jesus christ as your lord and personal saviour. Hell is real.