ANCHORAGE, AK – Scientists say they have detected a slowing of our planet’s rotation, and predict the Earth will stop spinning altogether in as little as three years!
The slowdown will lead to steadily longer days and nights and could cause everything from disastrous floods and earthquakes to mass starvation.
“This is by far the most serious and immediate problem now facing mankind,” declared geophysicist Joseph Jankowski, who first observed the phenomenon.
Scientists have long believed the Earth’s rotation is slowing. It’s estimated that three billion years ago, a day zipped by in about 13 hours, while now one full rotation of the Earth on its axis takes 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.091 seconds.
Old theories held that the effect was gradual, with the length of an Earth day increasing just .002 seconds per century.
But now new sophisticated measurements show that changes in the Earth’s rotation have become more dramatic than ever before.
“By summer of 2011, a day will lengthen to 38.6 hours,” revealed Prof. Jankowski.
And according to his chilling calculations, the Earth’s rotation will wind down to a dead stop by January 16 of the year 2013.
Incredibly, this will result in permanent day on one side of the globe and permanent night on the other!
“Those individuals unlucky enough to end up on the dark side of the Earth will find themselves in a grim, cold world of eternal blackness,” said the expert.
“Virtually all plant life – which depends on photosynthesis – will die within a few short weeks, leading to a halt in farming and the worst famines the human race has ever experienced.”
But life will be no picnic for survivors on the bright side of the globe, the scientist added.
“Imagine a spinning top slowly running out of momentum – before it stops it begins to wobble.
“The same thing will happen to our planet, causing the continental plates to slosh about wildly.
“The result will be massive tidal waves and earthquakes in which billions will die.”
What’s more, year-round daylight will throw the lifecycles of insects and birds out of whack. “The effect will snowball, disrupting the entire ecosystem,” said the professor.
“This could lead to mass extinctions all the way up the food chain.”
Several other scientists have cautioned against panic, calling for calm until the phenomenon can be “studied thoroughly.”
But Prof. Jankowski warned: “Governments around the world must begin planning for this inevitable catastrophe right now!”


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What kind of stupid information is this?
before say that, the tirth bottle of vodka was finished.
I nothing to hide already I consider that is better will warn about nibiru when it it will be visible last weeks and reaction is better even earlier though there will be terrifying, but sense? It will be even worse when all will begin, and cease to think only of the rescue (I hope has translated all clearly)
The only thing "they" want is to frighten us more and more each day,so that in short the hole planet be screaming and begging for ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT…and it is almost already happening…
when rotation stops, gravity stops too (for the time needed to flip poles into next stable variant t right here!
this has been disproved. the moon doesnt spin and it has gravity. although still a theory, mass is believed to cause gravity.
I dont believe that the earth's rotation will end after three years . It must be after 2-4 century not now.
THERE IS NO GEOPHYSICIST/PROFESSOR "Joseph Jankowski"
it's complete BS!
I am really looking forward to this. Just think, by summer of 2011, I go to work, 8 hours, then I have 8 hours for sleep; so 36 – 16 = 20 frekkin free hours to do whatever I feel like doing, like reading this fantastic e-zine, where I first learned about Batboy! It's gonna be great! Can't wait.
Wow, some big brakes on this baby. Remember Newton's Law. What is in motion tends to stay in motion. Who the pulled the brake cord? Friction of course is the answer to perceptual motion. so where is the friction coming from?
This won't happen of course. If this is true I guess we should be worrying about 2012 right? And I think that half earth day and half earth night would cause a massive flood or earthquakes right?
you all are morons. nothing is affecting our gravitational pull except the sun. IF the fake planet that you say is really coming is, it's STILL not close enough to have any effect on our planet yet! get real and learn some science yourselves and stop letting someone else tell you what's going to happen.
morons
7 seals -7 trumpets -7 bowls when in doubt read the instructions. Everybody needs Jesus. Mat 24-(3-31).
I have done my own research and we have found that not only is the Earth slowing, but the Universe is expanding at a faster rate. By our calculations this flux in the universe will cause a rip in the space time worm hole and force the black hole out – causing the Earth to stop and start spinning the other way – causing a new black worm hole in the space time sheet my boss made me turn in today. So Prof. Jacmeoffski is half way right…. Now you have the black hole story!
dammmnn need to start stocking up,,,,,,,
What a laugh. Some people will believe anything they read. Oh, there is a giant comet on a collision course with earth. But it will be 18 million years before it arrives. Hey, this is true – I'm psychic and can see the future….. 2012 will be a rather normal year. I promise.
But people will tell you to ask for messages from fortune-tellers and mediums, who chirp and mutter. They 'will say, "After all, people should ask for messages from spirits and consult the deadon behalf of the living." You are to answer theme "Don’t listen to mediums – what they tell you will do you no good.." Isaiah 8.19-20
I make fools of fortune-tellers and frustrate the predictions of astrologers. The words of the wise I refute and show that their wisdom is foolishness. Isaiah 44.25
Disaster will come upon you, and none of your magician stop it… Keep all your magic spells. and charms you have used them since you were-young……. You are powerless in spite of the advice you get. Let your astrologers come forward and save you those people who study the stars, who man out the zones of the heavens and tell you month to month what is going to happen to you….. They will not even be able to save themselves… those astrologers, you consulted all your life. Isaiah 47.10-15
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There is noticeably a bunch to know about this. I suppose you made various nice points in features also.BTW,I found a great place to learn how to choose a South America Travel,hope you can like it.
Sooo Nibiru is so 2007 then? Guess Ill watch a rerun of queen millenia.
How did you arrive here? I thought of an idea that seems crazy and search it. Sure enough other crazies like me,lol. Idea is slowing Earth rotation due to dams, lavies from global warming flooding of cities. Though what happens when you displace that much water from going where it wants to normally on a sphere that weighs 6 pounds per gallon? 3 feet x 6 pounds x melting iceland x 20 sq miles (gross under estimate of one bay vs hundreds etc) If you think of a rotating tire on car at 50mph that lost its weight; feels as if car is coming apart. On earth would think this would be at very least like an earth equake and mess up calculations from near earth collisions etc etc. Earth rotates at 18,000 mph. Also taking energy out of a rotating assembly with all our gizmos,water, and then populations globally shifting because of a natural event where people cant live, all of a sudden shifted weight etc or like a ice skater. Id rather not know when but prevention is method to madness. 9 or 10 billion is just way too many opinions. Hey btw its summer 2011 but wrong prediction. We create the future we want till its our time to move on.
Well it is now Fall 2011 and a day is still 24hrs. Congratu-freakin-lations you scientists are retarded.
Who is "geophysicist Joseph Jankowski"? I couldn't find any info about him. Can you provide a little biography about him?
Any of you idiots that read this and think the lunatic that wrote it is a 'scientist' are just that…idiots.
well then you may wanna reconsider getting a cat scan steve and the rest of you can read if you cant then stop posting.earth will have what we call a hick up and it will cause earth quakes bad massive high level devastation to buildings and other modern living areas.if your smart around after christmas you would get some living supplies it will be needed and what ever you do stay away from shelters that are under ground it will cave in on you. It is best to stay off the ground as from the level of water in some citys and do to earthquakes causing eruptions of a few volcanos localy located near some fault lines…. I was givin this info from a service member before he resently deseaced during a flood he responded to help people survive the damage being done. good luck the fact doesnt mean the world will end but shake you down so bad the population will fall at a high rate for those inside and out. good luck and may godbless….