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WERE YOU AN ALIEN IN A PAST LIFE?


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Over 25 million Americans have lived on another planet, a top sociologist says, and now there’s a simple test to reveal if you are one of them!

Dr. Wallace Trantham says he has hypnotized hundreds of subjects and found that a significant percentage of people remember living on another planet before their existence here on Earth.

Based on his experience, he believes that one out of 10 Americans are born-again aliens.

“These people describe experiences on a variety of planets ranging from dry desert spheres to cold, sunless moons to lush, vegetation-covered places somewhat like our Earth,” says Dr. Trantham, a New Yorker who is writing a book on his theories.

“These people have no conscious memory of their space alien lives, but exhibit distinctive characteristics that reveal their alien past.”

People who answer yes to three or more of these twelve questions have almost certainly lived on another planet:

1. Do you have out-of-body experiences and/or a frequent sense of having experienced something before?
Both phenomena are probably memories of your other-world life breaking through.

2. Do you have a great love of animals?
This probably stems from your unconscious knowledge that life comes in different varieties, including the form you took yourself on another planet.

3. Do you love fruit and/or vegetables?
The diet of most aliens excludes meat. In your earthly life, then, you continue to show a preference for the foods you were used to eating as an alien.

4. Do you have a fear of telephones?
Extraterrestrials are used to communicating with mental telepathy and mechanical instruments like the telephone boggle them. You still have this subconscious discomfort with the telephone.

5. Do you suffer from thinning hair or baldness?
Most extraterrestrials are hairless and you carry vestiges of that trait into Earthly life.

6. Do you have dental problems or problems with your tongue and throat?
Extraterrestrials usually have very small mouths, so in earthly life they have trouble with their mouths and throats.

7. Do you dislike wearing clothes?
Are you happiest when you’re stripped down to a bathing suit or nothing at all? That’s because in your extraterrestrial life, you wore no clothing.

8. Are you not particularly wild about sex?
You probably got this trait from your otherworldy life in which reproduction is a sexless process.

9. Do you crave sesame seeds or egg yolks?
Both these foods contain vitamin T, a nutrient that helps born-again aliens in the forming of badly need blood platelets.

10. Are you obsessively clean?
Alien worlds are usually germ-free and immaculate. In earthly life, aliens have a great deal of trouble dealing with dirt.

11. Are you unemotional?
This is a carryover from the super rational, unemotional mentality of the extraterrestrial.

12. Do you snore?
Aliens often make a purring sound much like a human snore.

For those readers who recorded three or more yes’s, Dr. Trantham said not to worry. “Who you were in the past does not control who you are in the present. You can continue living your everyday life as normal.”

[Image courtesy of FreakingNews.com]