CLARK COUNTY, NV – The federal government has been getting creative during the economic recession, but have they gone too far this time?
Government insiders revealed to Weekly World News that for the past month, the infamous Area 51 military base has been transformed into the galaxy’s hottest nightclub. “Studio 51” is a twenty-thousand square-foot dance club designed to suck the space currency right out of aliens’ wallets.
“We realized that the most efficient way to inject money into the local and national economy was to court the alien dollar,” said an unidentified general. “They can buy $1000 U.S. with just one dloran!” Dlorans are the most universally accepted form of currency in the galaxy, and aliens are throwing them left and right at this new hot spot!
The general explained, “We’ve incorporated nitrogen-based beverages, four-dimensional mirror balls and music with frequencies we can’t even scientifically explain. But we had to draw the line at lap dances. There was no way to regulate it.
“I mean, have you seen some of these females? We can’t make heads or tails of them. Literally.”
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