ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH’S MARKETS

Posted on Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
By Erik Van Datiken

Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!

13 months ago, Aliens made a bet against our global financial markets by shorting all of Earth’s banks.

Unconfirmed rumors now speculate that the Aliens used fellow Alien, Merrill Lynch’s John Thain, to broker their transactions.

Check back for further developments!

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