People are lining up in New York City trying to get some “Obama Money.”
WEDDING DRESS DIET
A revolutionary new diet that promises expectant brides they will be able to fit into their dream dress.
CLEVELAND CORKSCREW
The Cleveland Indians have installed a wind turbine at their ballpark. The reason: to help Cleveland hit more home runs!
COLOMBIAN WOMAN: MY SERVICE IS NO SECRET
CARTAGENA, Colombia – The Colombian woman in the middle of the Secret Service scandal has spoken out.
NASA FOUND AND KILLED MARTIANS
NASA revealed last week that in 1976 that found life on Mars. They brought them home,but “accidentally” boiled them alive.
BABATOONA LIVES!
AUGUSTA, MAINE – The mythical large winter cat, Babatoona, was spotted in Maine, Vermont and parts of New Jersey.
TITANIC SUNK BY THE MOON!
Researchers have concluded that a rare lunar event was the real cause of the sinking of the Titanic.