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Investment Bankers Flood into Mexico & Canada

September 24, 2008 by Garrett Hawley

Thousands of fired investment bankers are fleeing in a bid to find job security

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bankruptcy, briefcase, brothel, canada, illegal immigrants, lehman brothers, mexico, toronto

Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut

September 23, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bigfoot, congress, dunkin donuts, fatfoot

Dwarf Vampires

September 22, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags coffins, dwarf, seattle, vampire, vampires

Race of Straw People Living in Kansas

September 22, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags kansas, midwest, native americans, scarecrow

Aliens Fail to Abduct Whale

September 19, 2008 by Marge Floori

Unidentified flying… Orcas?… or humpbacks?

Categories Headlines Tags alien abductions, Aliens, flying saucer, hawaii, humpback whales, ufos, whale, whales

Rove's Brain Goes on Attack, Literally!

September 18, 2008 by Carl Woodward

Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags biden, fox news, joe biden, joebiden, karl rove, karlrove, keith olbermann, morning joe, msnbc, new york, new york city, obama, Politics

Baby Parts Lake Michigan

September 18, 2008 by Marge Floori

A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags baby, god, israel, lake michigan, michigan, middle east, moses, old testament, red sea, religion

Rat Girl Discovered!

September 17, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

“This is just as astounding as when Bat Boy was found in a West Virginia cave,” declared Norton Timmins of The Scientific Journal of Extreme Oddities

Categories Headlines Tags basement, Bat Boy, california, paleoanthropologist, san fernando valley

Kim Jong Il Sighted at Chattanooga BK

September 17, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags burger king, communist, dictator, dollywood, kim jong il, kimjongil, north korea

Lehman CEO Admits That He Forgot How To Count!

September 16, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

“Frankly, Bagel Fridays made it very difficult to concentrate on work.”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bagels, lehman brothers, meeting, nyse, pumpkin
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