GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.
NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
ARKANSAS – Once again, hundres of dead blackbirds are falling from the Arkansas sky – two years in a row.
I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
Tiger Woods lost (again) at the U.S. Open. This time he blamed his loss on a voodoo curse his ex-wife placed on him.
Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
Alien balls are being found all over Mexico!