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TAYLOR SWIFT – VALENTINE’S DAY ADVICE
Taylor Swift knows a lot about heartbreak and… love. WWN has assembled a Valentine’s tip sheet for lovers, based on her amazing life of love and song.
DALAI LAMA RETIRES – MOVES INTO PLAYBOY MANSION
HOLLYWOOD – The Dailai Lama has given up being leader of the Tibetan government-in-exile and has moved into the Playboy Mansion.
MEXICANS SNEAK ONTO U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM
LONDON – Mexicans slipping onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
THE JESUS BOULDER
The Jesus Boulder – a giant stone boulder – was found beneath the waters of the Sea of Galilee in Israel.
RAM AND DEER TO MARRY ON VALENTINE’S DAY
A ram and a deer are set to be “married” at a zoo in south-western China on Valentine’s Day
AMANDA BYNES SUES THE UNITED STATES
Amanda Bynes has filed a lawsuit in Federal court claiming the United States government is plotting to “get her.”
PUTIN WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF U.S. in 2016!
Vladimir Putin reportedly announced plans to run for President of the United States.
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
TIM TEBOW SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
Tim Tebow was cut by the New York Jets, but is now going to play baseball for the Los Angeles Angels.
PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS A TATTOO
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
