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FRYSCRAPER ATTACKS!
A new London skyscraper, nicknamed the Fryscraper, is melting cars, stores and… people!
ALIEN ROCKS FOUND IN MEXICO!
Alien rocks, from Planet Gootan, were discovered in Mexico.
BIGGEST ALLIGATOR CAUGHT IN MISSISSIPPI!
A UPS worker caught the heaviest and longest alligator in Mississippi over the weekend.
WALKING SHARK
A shark “walked” from Indonesia to Hawaii.
WORLD’S FURRIEST CAT!
Colonel Meow is the furriest cat in the world!
KHLOE DIVORCES LAMAR ODOM
Khloe Kardashian ended her four year marriage to Lamar Odom.
CHARLIE SHEEN FINDS KUSHTAKA!
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska…
MILEY CYRUS QUITS MUSIC
After her disastrous performance at MTV’s VMA awards, Miley Cyrus had decided to quit music and go to nursing school.
FARMERS’ ALMANAC PREDICTS COMING ICE AGE
The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.
ASTRONAUT SEES UFO!
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!
