I’m madder than Kermit in a Miss Piggy headlock!
Normally I don’t stick up for Glenn Beck too much. Not only did he get filthy rich stealing all my ideas, but he’s also a crazy-underwear Latter Day Saint fake religion ex-coke head who cries too much and needs to start drinking again.
But the picking on Glenn Beck has gone too far!
The other day he did some stunt on his TV show about boiling a frog.
Now, I don’t know who’d want to do that except a dirty Frenchman, but
anyway: it was a rubber frog, not the real kind you use for fish bait.
That didn’t stop some LIE-berals from snipping the video up and making it look like a real frog, then saying Beck hated all God’s creatures!
What a bunch of crap. On the show, Beck even asked Mr. John Bolton to check and see that it was a fake frog and he said it was, but they cut that part out. Hell, if you can’t take the word of a smart important fellow with a moustache like that, then I can’t help you!
Not even the tofu-eating yogurt heads at PETA were mad: they told their followers to leave Glenn Beck alone!
I don’t know if raining frogs is a sign of the end times, but I’m pretty sure PETA siding with a right wing lunatic just might be.
Gotta go check my Bible…
I’m madder than Kermit in a Miss Piggy headlock!
Normally I don’t stick up for Glenn Beck too much. Not only did he get filthy rich stealing all my ideas, but he’s also a crazy-underwear Latter Day Saint fake religion ex-coke head who cries too much and needs to start drinking again.
But the picking on Glenn Beck has gone too far!
The other day he did some stunt on his TV show about boiling a frog.
Now, I don’t know who’d want to do that except a dirty Frenchman, but
anyway: it was a rubber frog, not the real kind you use for fish bait.
That didn’t stop some LIE-berals from snipping the video up and making it look like a real frog, then saying Beck hated all God’s creatures!
What a bunch of crap. On the show, Beck even asked Mr. John Bolton to check and see that it was a fake frog and he said it was, but they cut that part out. Hell, if you can’t take the word of a smart important fellow with a moustache like that, then I can’t help you!
Not even the tofu-eating yogurt heads at PETA were mad: they told their followers to leave Glenn Beck alone!
I don’t know if raining frogs is a sign of the end times, but I’m pretty sure PETA siding with a right wing lunatic just might be.
Gotta go check my Bible…
