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ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY

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Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

For generations Asian women learned how to treat a man by following rules laid down by Thai philosopher Sunthron Phu in his book Maxims for Teaching Women.  Now they’ve taken his words of wisdom that have been passsed down fro more than 2,000 years and updated them to deal with men in 2012.

Here are the winning recommendations for Western women who want to trade be successful in love and marriage:

1) YOUR MAN IS KING - Remember that your man/husband comes first – before you, your parents, your outside interests or even your children.

2) RISE EARLY.  Get up in the morning before your man does.  Make sure you prepare a healthy breakfast so he gets a good start on the day.  Even if you have to leave before him, make sure he has a nice breakfast waiting for him when he comes into the kitchen in the morning.

3) NEVER NAG.   Never, ever. If he wants to stop off after work and have a few drinks with his buddies, that’s his business.  If he forgot to take out the garbage – do it yourself.

4)  BE AT HOME.  Make sure you’re always at home when he gets in from a hard day at the office.  Even if you are working, make sure you get home to your man/husband as soon as possible.

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621 Responses to “ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY”

  1. zacch says:

    in the end it's about giving and respecting the other without loosing yourself. :)

  2. ASLiGHT says:

    Many modern women will react to this article because they will reason out that this kind of thinking is obsolete. This tradition is one of those many that what makes as Asian respectful, obedient and humble. Yes I agree that we must adapt the western culture but we must not forget of who are and where we came from.

  3. ASLiGHT says:

    That's why men in ancient time hunt for food and woman stays in the house. Divorce is not in their vocabulary. Woman is very respectful children is very obedient. Modern women always seek equality with men. If only women would stop blabbering and talking men would listen….

  4. Anon says:

    I'm a guy and I find this retarded. How'd they teach this caveman to use a computer. Either that or we're feeding the troll.

  5. Iamme says:

    In a Christian perspective…
    Wives must submit to their Husbands.It is written in the bible.

    • stupidspammers says:

      oh rlly? according to christian beliefs, you are going to burn in hell for the rest of eternity! see ya there~

    • DevilSlayer says:

      O_o?, Ur probably one of those member from Satanic Church, who have no manners at all, and do you think you will win by praising the Devil? Tch, or maybe you have no religion at all, ur the one who should go to hell, think about what you have said here?

    • FluffyPuff says:

      Submit to their husbands, yes.
      Become their slaves, no.
      I'm pretty sure God said a husband and his wife should become one. That means they should be equal to each other, not the wife slaving over the husband.

  6. Combine says:

    I'm a woman, and when I first read this I went WTF! on it. But… After reading the other article on how men should treat women I started rethinking. If these can be combined… That would be heaven. And I really hope I end up in a relationship like that. Maybe not 100% but similar.

  7. Martin Bancolita says:

    I'm a guy but i don't believe in this except for number 11 thou i love it when she is like that

  8. mattyd says:

    I guarantee you this idiot is single…i do want #11 though..

  9. Mr.Sais says:

    this is full of shit dude…
    i am asian too…and i never ever seen a girl that have all of this character in my life….
    i wonder what noob write about this stuff … =.=

  10. Only a smiling visitor here to share the love (:, btw great style. “Treat the other man’s faith gently it is all he has to believe with.” by Athenus.

  11. nowwhatsmyname says:

    there are some good points here. but to be home before he does or make him a good breakfast and you worked overnight! dang baby! who would do that? not me for sure. i am earning too.
    way too much.

  12. JOVZ says:

    its hardly impossible to do so, but for a person devoted to their partner i could say it can be done :)
    we still have rules to follow even if its our own.

  13. maden says:

    lol GOOD LUCK looking for a pet. this is too perfect.

  14. marc says:

    i've never read such rubbish!! there is no asian woman in the world like this!!

    this is the fantasy of the journalist!!
    Foxington Delaware (the writer of this article) likes to make up stuff from his pervy mind ;)

    though, would be nice if there were really such girls! sadly they dont exsit!

    Lived in asia far too long to know this is not true!

  15. Paul says:

    Good advice. This would keep me happy.
    Looking after your wife or husband makes
    life good for everyone. The relationship
    needs to be equal, so you need to look
    at how to make the wife happy too.

  16. asd says:

    i read a few comments here and i realize that most of the people here are idiots. read the thing about men and then think about this. they were supposed to be red together.

  17. Nok says:

    I am a Thai Lady, I think it is so great that these commandments have been published here so eloquently. I try so hard to follow these sacred words. One of my friends made a comment that I do not understand, at all. Can someone please translate "Male Chauvinistic Pig" I am sure it is nothing I need to be aware of. My Mother is very sick, in fact the whole family is. Could the disciples of this doctrine, please send money to Thailand. Just address the cheque "Thai Lady!" Sawadii Kar

  18. Bigboss says:

    yeah…that should all women do….serve the men

  19. Sveta says:

    you should look for a maid not a wife… and what with (ASK FIRST. Always ask him first before you go spending his hard-earned money, or even your hard-earned money, to buy something for yourself)…. you mean if i have money i cant spend it even if it was my own money…. even the fucking maid spend her money with out asking her owner…

    • shaie hsiao says:

      hahaha! I agree with that! a man gets married just to get a servant and NOT a wife!
      jeeze! this article is horrible!

  20. benijam says:

    Have you people seen the other articles on this site? It's not serious, I think you'll find it's on par with most of the other articles! Unless you believe the rest of this sites content….

    • shaie hsiao says:

      true!! in his article, it shows that women should maintain inferiority..This isn't right! a woman will never be happy in this kind of relationship.THEY MUST BE EQUAL, CONSULT AND RESPECT EACH OTHER IN ORDER TO MAKE MARRIAGE WORK AND LAST LONG!
      Who made this article? O.o

  21. nelly says:

    This sounds crazy. Asian men wouldn’t be able to put up with American women cuz we sure wouldn’t put up with that crap. Lol

  22. Jona Trinidad says:

    well one of the comments is true..they need a maid..not a wife…yes when you love a person you would do anything for the person you love but not to the point that you're stepping over the the rights that they have. In God's eyes, whether you're a man or woman..we're all equal and equal treatment i think is the best way for a stronger, longer relationship. No one should dominate, both should enjoy and be happy on whatever they can do and give for love for each other..

  23. Anonymous says:

    I'll take/agree with only:
    3), if not a serious/urgent matter, gentle reminders are nice. Make it more of a request and less of a demand.
    5), but I'll get my own drink. You don't have to do that.
    7)a good relationship can extend to a healthy support network of friends for your union. No one said she can't have her girls over.
    10)as long as you don't comply when i say 'jump off a bridge'. Obedience, for men and women should be willing and not a coercion. I still need you to be your own person with hobbies and dreams.
    11) :D

    Everything else, out the window. There are no guarantees on them, nor should you expect them.

  24. Jen says:

    This is all too one-sided. Love isn't treating your wife a housemaid. The man should also try to make the wife happy too. It seems that this is all the description of the "Perfect Wife" sadly it is as if the wife is like a maid or something.

  25. Bao Ngoc says:

    guys, now, there still are asian women like that. I'm asian too, and some of those are quite true for us. I think if u can do some of those rule well ( in limitation of a woman) , u'll have a happy family. Cuz, the most important thing that a man want in a woman is respect. On the other hand, Modern women should have their own voices, and shouldn't allow their husbands to do all what they want, Women are bosses too

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