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ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY

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5)  SMILE.   Always greet your man with a smile on your face and, if you can, a cold drink in your hand.

6)  DINNER READY.    If you are home, or get home first, always have a delicious dinner ready to be served. And if he comes home feeling tense, give him a massage to ease his aches and pains.

7)  LET HIM HANG WITH FRIENDS.  If your man wants to have his buddies over for a night of poker, or football, or video games, don’t  get mad. Encourage it and make sure you’ve got lots of sandwiches and cold beer on hand to serve them.

8)  ASK FIRST.  Always ask him first before you go spending his hard-earned money, or even your hard-earned money, to buy something for yourself.

9)  REMOTE CONTROL.   Let him choose the programs you watch on television.   The television is man’s domain… he should be in charge.   Netflix and/or rent only HIS  favorite movies or TV shows.

10)  OBEY.  Don’t do things your husband doesn’t approve of.  And don’t complain about it. If he doesn’t want you wasting your time watching bad reality shows or having drinks with your girlfriends, obey him.  You’ll both be happier for it.

11)  WILD IN BED.  Be a temptress in bed.  If he likes you in sexy lingerie, wear it.  Be shy and demure when you’re out in public, but once the lights are out, let him know he’s the only man in the world who can please you.

12)  KNOW SPORTS.  Bone up on sports so you’ll have something to talk about. But always let him start the conversation.

13)  KEEP FIT. Keep yourself in excellent shape and always dress nicely so you’ll be a wife any husband would be proud to have.

14)  CLEANING.  Keep your home spic and span at all times.  It should look like you’re expecting company.  And the laundry should always be done.  Your man  should never have to look for clean socks or underwear and his shirts should all be ironed – by you.

Follow ALL these steps and you will be happy for the rest of your life!

AND… check these out:

ASIAN MEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A WOMAN HAPPY

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621 Responses to “ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY”

  1. reality says:

    c'est trop mal !

  2. tman says:

    hahahaha! sounds like what chicks are like in anime

  3. fuck you says:

    you poor stupid guys you would not accept u like asian girls ,,,,, do you ????

  4. koshukei says:

    im asian and not all asian women are like that. only stupid, desperate women acts that way.

  5. Alan says:

    Why are there 'rules' for 'slaves'? Women are not our slaves. There is equality in this world, and remember we are in 2013, not 300 B.C

  6. gpicks says:

    Reblogged this on BIENVENU and commented:
    Some of these are actually correct.

  7. Grace says:

    I probably wouldn't mind doing this… As long as I actually loved the person and knew they were genuinely grateful for it (and didn't take advantage of this advice). I don't think any grown male honestly would just take it for granted and treat a lady doing this like they were their mother, nurturing a lazy 'child'.

  8. ella says:

    this is a big load of crap

  9. random guy says:

    Now this would be to good to be true, not very many woman would take this seriously but just scoff/laugh at this. But this truely would keep a guy happy lazy or not. But it is true men could be ungrateful for it and take it for granted.

    • Teesh says:

      this would make a man happy….a woman putting man/Husband first before self and kids, But what would the woman and kids get out of it? Would they have to be unhappy for the rest of their lives? I think some woman love having lives like this, but thinking about someone else all the time would be tiring, do these Wife have time for them self sometimes or do they just live like that…just thinking about it now scares me, doing all this for someone it would feel like a prisoner, I only think like this because I am a female… But wondering about the Husbands, if they love their wife's for doing all these for them and have respect for them, if they do, why wouldn't you treat them like king…. just hope them treat their Wife's like Queens

  10. miss chloe says:

    oh!! its mine testimony…..

    i am sharing this with you all so that you can

    go for your miracle as well, mine boyfriend

    just woke certain moring for no just reason he

    said i should take mine things and leave him,

    that we cant be together anymore, i was

    suprise, because to me i thought he was

    joking, not untill he trew out mine thing, a

    guy have being dating for four years, i weep

    that whole day in a friends house, so i

    contacted a spell caster unknown to me that

    he was a scarm, i tried calling my boyfriend

    but he was nothing picking my calls, not untill

    i met dr dumedu, that assured me that it was

    no problem, i never belived him though, mine

    friend told me to trust him that she has heard

    of him before i decided to give him a try and

    that was how he told me that there was a

    woman mine man was seeing that cast a spell

    on mine man to took him away from me, when

    he told me this i was not suprised because we

    never had quarels before he trew me out, so dr

    dumedu asked me to give him five days, and i

    did. at the sixth day, as i was going shopping

    with mine friend, my boyfriend called me and

    asked where i was, i was so happy that dr

    dumedu really fulfilled his promise, my boy

    friend is now free from the woman spell, and

    we are both very happy now.email him now

    on dumeduspelltemple@gmail.com

    THANKS A MILLION TO THE GREAT DR

    DUMEDU…..

    CHLOE.

  11. miss clone says:

    I never believe in love spells until i experience

    Inelospelltemple, and after she cast a love

    spell for me, my boyfriend called me to

    apologize for the pain that he has caused me

    and till today we are living a happy family,

    and she brought joy to my relationship. once

    again thanks to Inelospellcaster for the

    wonderful works that she has done for me.And

    if you are experiencing any problem with your

    partner, i will advise that you contact

    inelospellcaster and i assure you that she will

    help you. Email: inelospelltemple@gmail.com

    am clone

  12. miss chloe says:

    oh!! its mine testimony…..
    i am sharing this with you all so that you can

    go for your miracle as well, mine boyfriend

    just woke certain moring for no just reason he

    said i should take mine things and leave him,

    that we cant be together anymore, i was

    suprise, because to me i thought he was

    joking, not untill he trew out mine thing, a

    guy have being dating for four years, i weep

    that whole day in a friends house, so i

    contacted a spell caster unknown to me that

    he was a scarm, i tried calling my boyfriend

    but he was nothing picking my calls, not untill

    i met dr dumedu, that assured me that it was

    no problem, i never belived him though, mine

    friend told me to trust him that she has heard

    of him before i decided to give him a try and

    that was how he told me that there was a

    woman mine man was seeing that cast a spell

    on mine man to took him away from me, when

    he told me this i was not suprised because we

    never had quarels before he trew me out, so dr

    dumedu asked me to give him five days, and i

    did. at the sixth day, as i was going shopping

    with mine friend, my boyfriend called me and

    asked where i was, i was so happy that dr

    dumedu really fulfilled his promise, my boy

    friend is now free from the woman spell, and

    we are both very happy now.email him now

    on dumeduspelltemple@gmail.com
    THANKS A MILLION TO THE GREAT DR

    DUMEDU…..
    CHLOE.

  13. may-may says:

    stuuupid…

    the man is king?? we should put him above our own children, parents etc.?? ladies…just remember this: the best way to make a man happy is show him love, appreciation and ofcourse loads of seks to make ur love life even better…

  14. Heath Lampee says:

    You have to be kidding. I can't imagine any western women following this today.

  15. Top40Lyrics says:

    You've got a point here. This will surely maintain a healthy relationship.

  16. nod32 Keys says:

    YOUR MAN IS KING – Remember that your man/husband comes first – before you.. I love this

  17. Candy L. says:

    The only way i would follow these rules is if he was paying all the bills. I will do my part only if he does his. These days guys are in capable of supporting there woman, much less there children. But expect for there woman to support them and play house wife.

  18. Brad Pitt says:

    this is so true, also another advice, im a man so i know this, if you make your man a sandwich when hungry he will be very greatful. Also men love harem, so if you have any hot sisters or friends let them come over for some hot fun, men want to think about themself as kings they want to be strong, so giving comments about how strong or attractive they are will make them really happy. follow this advice and im sure you will find real happiness for both of u.

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