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ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!

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WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.

“The band has decided to go in two directions,” said a producer close to One Direction. “Harry Style’s lover, Taylor Swift, is the new Yoko Ono.  It’s all her fault.” 

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Tensions reached a “boiling point” over the weekend when Styles joined Swift on her private jet instead of traveling from New York to London with his One Direction mates.  Later Harry did a Skype call with the rest of the band and told them he wanted to go out on his own.   Harry is planning on doing a solo record and a record with Taylor Swift.

Fans were outraged and brokenhearted  - to say the least.  ”How can they break up when they are the biggest band in the world!  They can’t… please tell me it’s not true,” said Cindy Janjiggian of Crystal Lake, IL.   “I would die if they broke up.”

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Harry, 18, wants to pursue business opportunities by himself, without having to get the ‘okay’ from the other guys.

Harry feels that he is the biggest star in the band and he has millions of fans in America.  “He gets offers every day for projects.  The band is holding him back,” said a friend close to Harry.  ”He’s already looking at several film offers and may even do arena shows on his own this summer.”

Remaining members – Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson – “are going to head in a new direction.  In fact that’s the name of the new band – New Direction,” said the new manager of the new band.

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Simon Cowell, who originally signed the band, is reportedly livid that the band broke up and he’s planning a major lawsuit against Styles – and Swift.  Even though the band is signed with Columbia Records now, Simon still feels a close tie to the band.  ”Simon’s not happy and when Simon’s not happy – watch out!” said a person who used to be close to Simon.

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President Obama, whose daughters love One Direction, has reportedly invited Harry Styles to Hawaii (without Swift).  ”The President realizes how important the band is to American teenage girls and he wants to rectify the situation,” said White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney.

 

427 Responses to “ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!”

  1. lia says:

    This is a total lie! If it were true the boys would have confirmed. I’m a directioner and always will be but to you so called “fans”who hate Taylor Swift GROW UP! She can date whoever she wants. You’ll never be with Harry. Until the boys confirm it take a chill pill and stop hating.

  2. one direction lover says:

    please don't break up I will cry till I die please don't break up because of a girl

  3. slurms mckenzie says:

    i love this site

  4. Dig A Pony's Grave says:

    Now they can go 4D…

    NFour different Directions! Harry Styles can help reunite The Artist with Prince! Then Niall Horan will find Islam and be called Niall Quran. Zayn Malik, he's the next poor tang 2Date Taylor Swift! Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson, they will form the band Oasis Jr! Noel and Liam aka the Oasis twins need a new Cover Band, to help sell their mush yup.. MUSH… fabled "Oasis Greatest Hits & On Sterophone, and how we copped The BeaTLes!

  5. mrs.liam payne says:

    noooooooooooooooo pleasee dont breake up ill die if u do u guys are my favorite people in the world

  6. Pissedoffdirectioner says:

    So sick of taylor swift if they break up i will be so angry and it will be aimed at TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!! SHE MADE THE ONE AND OLY NIALL HORAN CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE HARRY HAS SOME SENCE KNOCKED INTO HIM!!!!!!!!!!

  7. shweta says:

    no you can't break up you guys are sooo great together i love all your songs so please don't break up

  8. *Lea* says:

    this is a fatal stupid thing…. They shouldn’t broke up!!!! They r d most amazing band…. :( ((( we <3 them,why they wanna make us cry? :'((((((((

  9. Geitu says:

    If it’s true…… I hate Taylor Swift forever and always!!!! I know that I can’t never be with Harry or the other boys but so what!!!! Taylor is still a little bitch!!! And she will always be a bitch!!!!

  10. Ralph says:

    They had their fifteen minutes of fame. They'll be known as a one hit wonder. Personally, I prefer the parody video on Youtube.

    • Kyleigh says:

      Okay, they are NOT a "One hit wonder" because they have many other songs.

    • Ralph says:

      Sure, that may be true, but so far the only song of theirs that I've heard on the radio was "What Makes You Beautiful." I still prefer the parody video for that song. They deserve to be made fun of. ;-p

  11. kara wood says:

    This is all rubbish!! They would not split up because they are all bestfriends!! Do not believe everything the internet says becuase its says "Harry, 18, wants to pursue business opportunities by himself, without having to get the ‘okay’ from the other guys" this artical was written 10th February, he was 19 on the 1st of February! And Taylor and Harry have split up!!

    • Josefine says:

      I hope it is rubbish otherwise i'd fly to wherever taylor is and kill her and i don't care if i go to jail for it! She sucks FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT

  12. daxia324 says:

    If you guys think this is true you must be stupid. This is so obviously fake it’s ridiculous. Harry would never do that!

    Also, they broke up guys… a long time ago.

    Plus, I really doubt the President of the United States is taking time away just to try and get the band together.

  13. ms.tomlinson says:

    no they are not braekin up. first off taylor isnt retarded enouph to date harry while tshe knows shes making the band break up and second of all harry and taylor are already over anyways.

  14. ms.tomlinson says:

    pls dont break up taylor is just a b****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i always have hated her and i always will and i will pearsonally go to a concert get backstage tickets and run on stage just so i can swear my a** of at her and tell her how i feel. i will punch her in the face if i have to do that to get the point accross (i wouldnt actually do that i was just sayin that so u could hear my point) and if u dont see my piont ur not a directioner

  15. Fucktaylor says:

    I hope they don't split up for that whore Harry better think twice

    • EMMA says:

      ME ALSO I HOPE THIS,,YOU HAD REASON…!!

    • mememwmeme says:

      U no wat?! You should stop trying to belive harry will ever find you and espesially like you cuz he is one person in a milloin, wat r the chances he will find u? So stop fuckn being mean to taylor just cuz they WERE 2gether!
      THINK OF THAT WILL YOU SHE IS A FUCKN PERSON TO

  16. tara says:

    harry sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i'm sick of harry

  17. Kyleigh says:

    Personally I don't think they would do this. They all enjoy what they do, and they are all real close friends! They wouldn't do that to their fans either! They are like brothers. Nothing can separate them! They love what they do and their fans way to much for that to happen! ~~ To my fellow Directioners!

  18. reyna says:

    They cant break up!!!!!!! i would die if they did!!!!! please someone tell me this isnt true! :`(

    • Someone says:

      LOL there not breaking up there is rumors ^-^ you people fall for that…… and leave harry alone what did he do???? it was all TAYLOR she really sucks now -__- NICE GOING TAY-TAY harry never loved you anyways when the cameras are on you grabbed his hand when off harry took his hand right back ( yay for harry) If he's reading this :D my e-mails sassym09@aol.com -_- plus One Direction already swore they would stay together for at least 4 more years -_- don't be swearing at 1D there awesome =^-^= and i'm there 1# lol anyways stop swearing!! Harry hates that lol anyways its not true there rumors there also haters -_- just to make people sad there stuiped D: LOL WHAT EVER just don't belive those people who tell you that AND STOP there not breaking up there almost like family if 1D is reading this for some reason heyy Keep it up and stay Best friends forever what would you do with out each other :*( what about your fans!! i mean im only 10 so please stay a band at least 6 more years your fans will be torn ( like me ) if you break up!! Bye guys hope it helps thanks for r eadying and taking 5 mins of your life to read this :) Vas happ'in!! ITS NOT TRUE

    • Olivia says:

      I am completly with you. This is heart-breaking. Literally I'm crying. But the guys could never hurt their girls like this right?

    • Kittykat12 says:

      No you won't…calm down…

  19. Hughberty says:

    Best news I've heard this year! Where's the party??

  20. Katers22 says:

    Please please please please please tell me this isn’t true!!!!! I am literally bawling right now!!! I’m on love with there boys. They are my idols and I don’t want them to leave. I hate Taylor so fucking much other now. She doesn’t deserve Harry!!! She is a slut and a bitch. She has dated 13 guys in the past 3 years and Harry shouldn’t be added to her list. I am devestated, sad, pissed off and begging this isn’t true. I have loved them from the start!! I need to meet them and go to one of their concerts before they break up!! ( I really hope they don’t) if you are reading this Harry, please don’t leave the band. We all love you but we want you with the lads, not by yourself and certainly not with Taylor swift. Just please don’t break up boys. We love you. We really do. You are not just a one hit wonder. You have millions of fans and don’t change that. Please one direction, don’t break up. Please.

    • Brooklyn says:

      OMG ! I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU KATERS22 I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT SOOOOOO MUCH IN THE US MAGIZINES IT SAID THIS : Is Swift using guys for more famous AND YET SHE IS!!!!! PLEASE HARRY CANT YOU SEE THAT TAYLOR SWIFT IS BEING COMPLETE IDIOT AND TERRING U AND UR BEST FRIENDS APART ???? U R LIKE THE MOST AWESOMEST SINGS EVER INVENTED BUT NOT WITHOUT UR GUYS U ARENT BECAUSE TAYLOR IS GETTING INBETWEEN YOU GUYS

    • Kittykat12 says:

      Wow bro…wow…hater much?
      *Tearing
      *you
      *your
      *you
      *are
      *awesome
      *singers
      *your
      *you

    • Madison says:

      yes i agree with u we love them far too much to have them brake up i hate taylor swift

    • Kittykat12 says:

      Um first of all…don't be hating Taylor Swift okay? Because she doesn't deserve it, and second of all, it's not the end of the world…we'll all be okay, ad maybe they'll change their minds (:

  21. none says:

    this article is fake as much as One direction is important to teens around the world why would Obama care? he has other things to worry about then a boy band. plus i'm pretty sure if Harry did leave the band and the rest of the boys decided to stay together they wouldn't name the band "new direction" there more creative then that

    • Madison says:

      plz tell me this is fake i love one direction too much to see them brake all from taylor swift i hate taylor swift

  22. ILikeItLikeThat says:

    This isnt true… First of all obama cant even make up his mind about gun control let alone invite harry to talk about his decisions. second of all. taylor and harry broke up, she even dissed him while she was at the grammy's. (in my opinion she just made herself look very very stupid. thirdly, one direction loves their fans and they have only been a band for a few years if they break up well.. that was just be very very sad, considering mad bands stay todether for like 15 years before they break up.

  23. Someone says:

    LOL there not breaking up there is rumors ^-^ you people fall for that…… and leave harry alone what did he do???? it was all TAYLOR she really sucks now -__- NICE GOING TAY-TAY harry never loved you anyways when the cameras are on you grabbed his hand when off harry took his hand right back ( yay for harry) If he's reading this :D my e-mails sassym09@aol.com -_- plus One Direction already swore they would stay together for at least 4 more years -_- don't be swearing at 1D there awesome =^-^= and i'm there 1# lol anyways stop swearing!! Harry hates that lol anyways its not true there rumors there also haters -_- just to make people sad there stuiped D: LOL WHAT EVER just don't belive those people who tell you that AND STOP there not breaking up there almost like family if 1D is reading this for some reason heyy Keep it up and stay Best friends forever what would you do with out each other :*( what about your fans!! i mean im only 10 so please stay a band at least 6 more years your fans will be torn ( like me ) if you break up!! Bye guys hope it helps thanks for r eadying and taking 5 mins of your life to read this :) Vas happ'in!!

  24. i♥1d says:

    Well i dont believe this i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one direction and they wont do tht harry is 19 not 18 so its not true its a rumor i REALLY HATE RUMORS AND THT BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER TAYLOR AND IF THIS IS TRUE ILL SEND THE ARMY DOWN TO KILL HER MY DAD IS IN THE ARMY IF UR WITH ME LIKE OR AGREE THTS ALL I NEED TO SAY I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ZAYN have LOTS of pics of him *muah* : * for my baby zayn

    Love,

    Stephanie

  25. Str8Shooter says:

    Utter and complete nonsense. What are you smoking?

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