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ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!

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WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.

“The band has decided to go in two directions,” said a producer close to One Direction. “Harry Style’s lover, Taylor Swift, is the new Yoko Ono.  It’s all her fault.” 

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Tensions reached a “boiling point” over the weekend when Styles joined Swift on her private jet instead of traveling from New York to London with his One Direction mates.  Later Harry did a Skype call with the rest of the band and told them he wanted to go out on his own.   Harry is planning on doing a solo record and a record with Taylor Swift.

Fans were outraged and brokenhearted  - to say the least.  ”How can they break up when they are the biggest band in the world!  They can’t… please tell me it’s not true,” said Cindy Janjiggian of Crystal Lake, IL.   “I would die if they broke up.”

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Harry, 18, wants to pursue business opportunities by himself, without having to get the ‘okay’ from the other guys.

Harry feels that he is the biggest star in the band and he has millions of fans in America.  “He gets offers every day for projects.  The band is holding him back,” said a friend close to Harry.  ”He’s already looking at several film offers and may even do arena shows on his own this summer.”

Remaining members – Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson – “are going to head in a new direction.  In fact that’s the name of the new band – New Direction,” said the new manager of the new band.

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Simon Cowell, who originally signed the band, is reportedly livid that the band broke up and he’s planning a major lawsuit against Styles – and Swift.  Even though the band is signed with Columbia Records now, Simon still feels a close tie to the band.  ”Simon’s not happy and when Simon’s not happy – watch out!” said a person who used to be close to Simon.

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President Obama, whose daughters love One Direction, has reportedly invited Harry Styles to Hawaii (without Swift).  ”The President realizes how important the band is to American teenage girls and he wants to rectify the situation,” said White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney.

 

428 Responses to “ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!”

  1. Sandy a says:

    This is the biggest bunch of bull I’ve ever heard. I mean come on you could use a photo that wasn’t photoshopped, really ?

  2. ari says:

    this is not true! she broke up with him already

  3. love_slayer says:

    Oh you silly directioners. You can't get over the fact that Taylor is a big man whore and that Harry couldn't take a relationship that big. One Direction was eventually going to break up, boy bands don't last forever, and they were randomly put together. Looks like this generation has faith once again.

  4. siwar says:

    i love you harry so much and i'm your biggest fans and i hate taylor swift

  5. Karolina says:

    I hope this is all fake…Harry wouldn't do this…none of the guys would..they love music and their band…they would never give it up just because Taylor and Harry :/ I dont believe this…its not true…i hope :( xxx

  6. mansi says:

    harry u cant do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!! get ur senses back taylor's a bitch!

  7. Ganesha says:

    Yo amo la Banda ONE DIRECTION en verdad no serian nada si algunos de los miembros se fuera cada uno tiene un papel importante en la Banda si esa banda se separa o sale alguno de ellos no tendrá el mismo éxito o son todos o nada..
    Y me parece el colmo que por culpa de Taylor Harry este cogiendo por esos lados de ser solo el famoso..
    ellos tienen ese éxito por ser todos unidos
    ME MUERO SI SE SEPARA O SI UNO DE LA BANDA SALE Y MUCHO MAS SI CAMBIAN EL NOMBRE DE LA BANDA …. Yo amo a todos y les respeto y no escribo mal de las decisiones que tomen ellos… si les ponen cuidado a nosotras las fans no tendrán vida por estar pendiente ellos de que pensamos nosotras si estamos o no acuerdo con las desiciones que ellos tomen y asi no son las cosas porque nosotras como Fans devemos apoyarlos.. pero todas saben que cuando opinamos siempre es por el bien de los chicos.
    Pero HARRY con esto te excediste..

  8. jordan says:

    this is the biggest load of bs i have ever read!!

  9. Samantha says:

    You do called fans actually believe all this crap -_-

  10. bob says:

    i cant believe they might be splitting up i blame that twat Taylor swift harry must brake up with her even though i like louis xxxxxx

  11. bob says:

    btw im a girl im jst hiding my identity xxx

  12. Gabrielle says:

    OMG! 1D don't broke up! I die :(

  13. roxie xxx <3 says:

    i cant believe you harry my cousin is devastated she is only 3 what happened to the harry who loved singing being part of one direction granted i like louis but still what happened your breaking not only our hearts but the bands too your the main singer if you leave it will be two directions do you really want that thousands of kids love you because of how brave you were when people were accusing you of being gay and your doing this if your reading this you better take this into account i love 1d and your killing my love for you all think of my cousin and all the other kids please change your mind this is all i will say on the matter <3 <3 :'(

  14. Dan says:

    This story is the most fabricated story ever! Its almost laughable. Do you really think President Obama would care if these guys stay together. They are the spawn of a Simon Cowell reality show.

  15. Marketta Adams says:

    lol, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. good one, guys ^___^

  16. poop says:

    ya'll are dumb if you believe this wow

  17. ALEXANDRA says:

    WTF???? IS TRUE ?>?>>
    just no !!!!!! :| :|:|:|:|:(((((((((((((((( biggest lie ever (please tell me this isn't true :( ) when they said that 2012 is gonna be the end ………….taylor swift is the end of this :| :

  18. Fucking pissed the fuck off says:

    Wooooow Harry. Just wow. What the actual fuck.

  19. 1D❤ says:

    This is all one big LIE!!!

  20. Mrs Styles says:

    if this is true smh harry i was ur number 1 fan and how can u bail on ur best mates u guys almost made 3 years….2010 u said yall will never break up whut happend!
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    if its not true then STOP MAKING ********* lies!

  21. Boobear <3 says:

    u noe wat i dnt want 2 belive this but wow im dissapointed in u harry… i thought u were nice nd sweet but clearly u seem selfish… i guess u didint think this choise through </3 R.I.P my love for harry edward styles

  22. person says:

    Guys, seriously, just look at the source… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

  23. Brooklyn says:

    GUYS! CALM DOWN! IT IS FAKE THE ARTICLES BESIDE IT SAY:
    Kim Kardashian butt explodes
    Megan Fox marries but is still a man

    are we really gonna believe this BS?

  24. Tessie says:

    Yeah and I am a British Quenn -___- Lol, face palm.

  25. Total_weirdness0217 says:

    Im pretty sure this is not tru!! I mean there’s also an article saying Taylor Swift is pregnant but it’s not true! I mean it can’t be! But if it is and I’m sure it is, my love for Harold Edward Styles is now over. But I’ll still love him! I’m really disappointed tho!

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