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10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS


ROME – Chances are one out of ten that the guy next door is a Satanist!

That’s the shocking conclusion of researcher Dr. James Phillips of Birmingham, England, a British expert in the occult. He says that millions of ordinary citizens are, in fact, Devil worshipers – and they represent a danger to every God-fearing man, woman and child!

“I’m quite certain that it’s at least 10 percent of the population – maybe more,” said Dr. Phillips. “We’re talking about men and women from all walks of life – it’s everywhere.

“I have treated victims of these people and if you listen to what they have to say you will see this is a major problem.

“The terror of the victims is incredible. They are too frightened to speak out, and if they do they’re written off as cranks.”

Phillips’ astounding estimate indicates that as many as 25 million Americans are worshiping Satan, and that means that most of us come into contact with Satanists every day without knowing it.

The good news is that there are ways to identify a Devil worshiper, so you can avoid them and protect your family.

Here, according to experts in the occult, are some of the surefire signs of Satanists:

1. They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car.

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult.

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals.

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it.

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled.

110 Responses to “10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS”

  1. Alex says:

    hellz yeah we do bitch!

  2. Guess that explains Glen Beck's inappropriate laughter and him crying all the time about a good place like America and never being seen during daylight hours.

  3. S.A. says:

    May the Lord have mercy on your souls.

  4. nerdess01 says:

    This list of 10 ways to id a satanist is about the most rediculous thing I have read on line in quite some time. The fact that the list describes 60% of my neighborhood. And quite honestly I would keep my child clear of a Catholic Priest a hell of a lot more religously than a satanist. Does this man even understand what a member of the Church of Satan represents. WOW… do some research you wierd Jeesuz freak. In order to believe in Satan you idiot… you have to believe in a GOD… which NO SATANIST DOES! OMG you people are stupid.

  5. MOOG says:

    Number 11 would be if they own any KISS, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin albums hahahahahaha

  6. kaBAM says:

    nerdess01?
    Um… Satanists believe in God. LMFAO. Thats why they hate Christians…

    Also, this isn't a real news story. This website is supposed to be a joke. Glad you were intelligent enough to get that.

  7. Jef says:

    I wonder where he came up with this number– 10% ? It seems WAY too high.

    Not to mention, I imagine the VAST majority of this number is made up of wannabe satanists.

  8. Yagman says:

    All ten describes my Cat !! If I could get him to enter a church, maybe I could exorcise him.

  9. Jace- LS,MO says:

    HAIL SATAN!

  10. Ann says:

    I am an adult satanist and all that stuff is B.S.
    I do not sacrifice children or animals and I am not a blood crazed lunatic.
    Plus I do have a job, making an honest living and I do not live better or
    worse than anyone else.
    People are often threatened by what they don't understand, and their
    opinions are often swayed by the crazy dangerous people who do things
    and say "the devil made them do it" or "it's because they are Satanist".
    Get more facts and education and then write a more truthful article,
    based on fact and not prejudice.

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  13. 666789 says:

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  15. stephanie says:

    alright. Theres this guy im into. We were together for a while. Then broke up he says ( if i only knew hes life) i would understand. Everythings explained exactly how he is. His house is perfect but dark. He is sort of a perfectionist. And always questioning church and god. I want to find out the truth maybe its a (twighlight moment where i want to dig up the truth) but i really am concerned.

  16. Christians says:

    Hala am impressd with the article n still lucifar a.k.a satan he is busy drugin people to the gate of to be casted along with him and the truth even you can worship him he dont care about you,he is here to kill and destroy.The love of earthietic is one that vunish that is the most lucifar likes.still money is root of all evil ask judas scariot

    • Jeff says:

      Blah blah blah… you clearly spend too much time in church and not enough in school, because you fail at English :P

  17. urmom says:

    Only intelligent people would know that this is true. You don't belive? Look at the Bible or just ask God about this. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Bob says:

    This is completely stupid. I fit into almost all these categories yet I am an atheist and believe in no gods, whether Christian or otherwise. However I do know that satanism should not be feared as it’s just another (largely understood) religion. Also, if you add all the people that have been “victims” of satanism then it’s no way near the number of people negatively affected by Christianity. Why can’t people just accept that some people have different beliefs

  19. jahjah says:

    toenail clippings haha this article is great!

  20. Lisa McEntire says:

    Wake up sheep ! It's total bullshit ! But you already fell for that crap I'm sure…. baaahhhhhhh !

  21. steve says:

    i beleive casey anthony sacrificed calee to the devil for fame and fortune thats how shee got that devil scratch on her forhead

  22. steve says:

    the satanic casey anthony child sacrifice will intice more young mothers to do the same thing as casey and susan smith when they get a boyfriend that dosent like children they will sacrifice then to the devil and get rich but loose their soul to the devil if they havent already

  23. steve says:

    that jury for casey anthony were blinded from the truth by the devil and afterwords they got sick but couldnt take it back

  24. steve says:

    jose biaz is a dumb bumbling idiot he didnt win for casey the devil put blinders on the jury eyes

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