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10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS


ROME – Chances are one out of ten that the guy next door is a Satanist!

That’s the shocking conclusion of researcher Dr. James Phillips of Birmingham, England, a British expert in the occult. He says that millions of ordinary citizens are, in fact, Devil worshipers – and they represent a danger to every God-fearing man, woman and child!

“I’m quite certain that it’s at least 10 percent of the population – maybe more,” said Dr. Phillips. “We’re talking about men and women from all walks of life – it’s everywhere.

“I have treated victims of these people and if you listen to what they have to say you will see this is a major problem.

“The terror of the victims is incredible. They are too frightened to speak out, and if they do they’re written off as cranks.”

Phillips’ astounding estimate indicates that as many as 25 million Americans are worshiping Satan, and that means that most of us come into contact with Satanists every day without knowing it.

The good news is that there are ways to identify a Devil worshiper, so you can avoid them and protect your family.

Here, according to experts in the occult, are some of the surefire signs of Satanists:

1. They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car.

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult.

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals.

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it.

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled.

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42 Responses to “10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS”

  1. Tayylor Murder says:

    Im a satanist,Theistic,I do dress thick in summer or when its hot,I have sensitive skin,I dont collect toenails,where the hell did you get that?Im in a SCREAMO/ROCK/CRUNK band,I wont tell you the name,No satanist belives in got NONE only wannabes do.We hate xians cause they judge us thank you very much,Im not in a cult,When ppl ask I say atheist,Why?Were treated like freaks,If I treated a xian how they treat us Id be coniderd wrong,Effing retared christians get on my nerves, Theres a veiw from a real Theistic Satanist,In california,Going to the same schools your children go to,Scary isnt it?Im going to Quartz Hill highschool for 10th grade,Bewear Im comming for their souls!(Jk about the lat part no need 2 fear im rlly nice & friendly :D

  2. Heather says:

    This is funny. I am wondering if this article is a parody. If it isn't then I am stil laughing because I am a Satanist and I laugh in strange situations. Like when a dumbass Christian would actually use this article to find Satanists. Hahahahahahaha.

  3. Steven says:

    I need to join in satanism reason being that i want to be rich.my number is 260963529459

  4. Phillip says:

    to Tayylor Murder please give your life to Jesus Christ , For the devel did not come acept to still and to destroy. Repent for this are the last days.

    I was also an Idol worshiper until I gave my life to Jesus, I use to sufer from headach, constapation, Liver infection and i had no peace in my life, but ever since i gave my life to THE MOST HIGH GOD,I saw saw power upon power of GOD falling upon me for Healing and NOW I AM FREE. Thanks to The LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO HEAL ME.

  5. gods son says:

    the devil can KISS MY ASS and so can any 1 else that worships him.Thank you and a blessed day godbless to all

  6. [...] Unfortunately, Santorum is not alone in his beliefs.  A British doctor of the occult, James Phillips, warns that at least 10% of the world’s population are Satanists.  Fortunately, these minions of the father of lies are easy to recognize.  Being interested in astrology and tarot is only one of ten characteristics that allow you to spot the Satanists in your community.  I quote verbatim the the article by Marge Floori in Weekly World News: [...]

  7. corde says:

    thts bulsht satansts a as good as dead to real nd faithful christanz out there riches nd money al perish wen u die

  8. Ria Child Of God says:

    JesusChrist is Alpha and Omega.His Kingdom is soon gna come! you'd rather start praising Him!

  9. shanell says:

    satanists can go to hell for all i care

  10. Harmless G. Bouncer says:

    All satanist are bunch of branless idiots.They worshipping a freaky goat picture that bring them to nonsense.I wish our God show miracle unto you so you can be saved.

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