LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating that Carrie Prejean made a sex tape. Prejean claims it wasn’t her, but a clone created to discredit her!
“Any rumors of me starring in a sex tape are false,” Prejean said in a press conference. “It is my belief that the woman in those videos is a clone created by the Left Wing Conspiracy because I don’t agree with their agenda,” Prejean spoke through tears on the steps of the Sacramento Courthouse.
Carrie Prejean was involved in a lawsuit with the Miss America organization, over being dropped from the competition after saying she did not approve of gay marriage. Prejean dropped the suit when it came to light that Miss America had a copy of a sex tape which appears to feature the former beauty queen. “That isn’t me!” she continues to insist.
According to Prejean the “Vast Left Wing Conspiracy” set her up for being a highly visible voice of opposition to their agenda. While most of America was focused on Prejean being ousted from the competition, scientists from America’s liberal universities began their work using materials gained from earlier in her modeling career.
A clone was quickly created, and aged aritificially, to be used for a public assault on Prejean’s credibility. Programmed with a personality Prejean would never approve of, the newly created clone was taped having a staged yet turid affair.
“If anything, the creators of this clone should be here defending themselves,” said Prejean’s attorney. “Having put a clearly underage and impressionable creature into a sexual position. Clearly this is a gross legal and ethical violation.”
Representatives from the Left Wing Conspiracy refused to comment on the situation. Inside sources tell Weekly World News that the Left Wing Conspiracy had nothing to do with the creation of the video, but had a hand in its distribution.
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November 5th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Hmmm..Apparently our professional evangelical virgin isn't quite what she said she was. The only money she is gonna make now is if she markets the tape.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
So you mean it is not true? Are you sure? How can you be so sure? If the contrary is proven, would you explain your position? I am democrat. Republicans are all hypocritical
November 5th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Oh cut the fucking shit. Stop acting like Democrats are above everything else.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
This is another example of strange, strange behaviour. According to the reports; at this point it appears the Miss California officials used blackmail to affect the out-come of a litigation……. Isn't this tampering with the judicial system??
They sue for $5,000 then fork over $100,000 to Carrie to pay her legal expenses.
TMZ supposedly knew about this video but never posted anything on their Carrie Prejean Hate Blog….. really??? Come on there were a couple of days in the last 6 months when TMZ actually didn't post a story about Carrie. Surely they could have released their bomb… Haaaa..Haaaa this is truly an insane pile of garbage.
I wouldn't believe anything that comes from people like Lewis and Hoakler and the extreme liberal media like TMZ and Huffington Post. They are just too obsesses with trashing conservatives and religion.
I was a liberal most of my life and still take a liberal stance on most issues (other than gat marriage) but the extreme left is way to vile for me. I played in bar bands off-and-on for 40 years and I've seen some strange stuff but nothing comes close to the hatred I've seen coming from the extreme left wing nut cases. I'm trying to get use to watching Fox news but I just don't agree with the right wing politics. They seem to pander to the wealthy (ie no health care for the poor).
November 5th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
This is another example of strange strange behaviour. According to the reports; at this point it appears the Miss California officials used blackmail to affect the out-come of a litigation……. Isn't this tampering with the judicial system??
They sue for $5,000 then fork over $100,000 to Carrie to pay her legal expenses.
TMZ supposedly knew about this video but never posted anything on their Carrie Prejean Hate Blog….. really??? Come on there were a couple of days in the last 6 months when TMZ actually didn't post a story about Carrie. Surely they could have released their bomb… Haaaa..Haaaa this is truly an insane pile of garbage.
I wouldn't believe anything that comes from people like Lewis and Hoakler and the extreme liberal media like TMZ and Huffington Post. They are just too obsesses with trashing conservatives and religion.
I was a liberal most of my life and still take a liberal stance on most issues (other than gat marriage) but the extreme left is way to vile for me. I played in bar bands off-and-on for 40 years and I've seen some strange stuff but nothing comes close to the hatred I've seen coming from the extreme left wing nut cases. I'm trying to get use to watching Fox news but I just don't agree with the right wing politics. They seem to pander to the wealthy (ie no health care for the poor).
November 6th, 2009 at 12:33 am
She's extremely HOT so it'd be an instant best-seller! But I think it's all a lie started by bitter pageant officials. She should have won and would have excpet for that FAG who set her up. Go Carrie! We love you!
November 6th, 2009 at 5:44 am
Carrie Prejean for President
Palin gets to keep Vice P like before.
That is one hot ticket
Thoughts?
November 6th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Joe and Rod Bama need to take an Ed Anger class ! Carrie truely HOTT Hot. Even it is a clone in the flic, I'll still buy it !!
November 6th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Apparently her sex tapes wasn't a left wing conspiracy as Carrie said crying on the court house steps. She just settled her suit. First Sarah now Carrie, When it comes to women why we do we Republicans always pick the bimbos and then we stand there like male idiots and defend them so we looked like jackasses!
November 6th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
huh…
too muchy talky and not enough visual evidence…
WHERE THE EFF IF THE TAPE????
November 8th, 2009 at 3:28 am
I'm in. Keep it clean though, come on. For real. Women should be given a chance at that. f all this bullsht media that twists sht because they are afraid to BE REPORTERS as in the days of the past where they HAD A JOB TO DO FOR THE PUBLIC PEOPLE…shtfire where is the "we the people…"
November 10th, 2009 at 12:46 am
I'm amazed that it's gone this far. I haven't heard of anyone getting their hands on solid evidence. I feel bad for the girl but at the same time can't help but feel that it may be slightly true. You never know these days…
November 10th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
oh cut the crap stupid donkeys and elephants!
November 11th, 2009 at 2:51 am
This is absurd.
1) There is no "sex" tape. The video in question if of her alone taken by her. Last I checked "sex" involves two or more people. While the video may be titillating, masturbation is not "sex". Name the last time someone sued for divorce on grounds of infidelity…with them self.
2) TMZ is lying. Plain and simple. IF they had seen said tape "months ago" they would have unquestionably reported it. It's what they do and that would have been a HUGE story at the time. The story that they chose not to because it's "very graphic" is absurd. She was 17 at the time. A minor. Doesn't matter if it was graphic or not, TMZ COULD NOT show any part of the video anyhow, else they'd have faced child pornography charges.
3) Who cares? What is the sin here? She filmed herself masturbating and sent the video to her boyfriend. She wasn't involved in an orgy or something. She did something EVERYONE does, but she made the teenager mistake of filming it and sending it to a boyfriend. Not a big deal.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Man, conservatives are in denial.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
The only place to view the full, REAL version of the carrie prejean sextape, leaked by TMZ, can be seen at http://carrieprejeansextapevideo.com/ there's also a streaming version found at http://carrieprejeansextapestream.carrieprejeanse...
November 15th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Full version of Carrie Prejean Sex Tape on
http://celebritys-sextape.blogspot.com