PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.
They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!
“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.
“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.
“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”
Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.
“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.
But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.
“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”
From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.
“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”
From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.
Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.
In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.
“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”
The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.
“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.”
By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe.
“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to help mankind or harm us.”
wow!! in which from all effort once a lot more interesting.
That's not new !!!! We all have a chip on the skull………….That's why autopsy is by law !!!!! someone need to removed it.
This site has opened my eyes, if true. The chip is unreal.I wonder is it just the famous or could we all be victims.
I'm so happy I stumbled here. Why oh Why did you guys stop selling newspapers… How else am I supposed to find out about the Garden of Eden in Iraq, or my newest Bat Boy updates?
this is friggin hilarious, and the comments are even better! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why delete my comment? Hit too close to home?
Okay, so the picture is the first clue that this may be a hoax. That is a standard RFID transmitter, not some alien biochip. RFID technology is at least a decade old, my dog has one. Not exactly unknown tech.
From what I've seen most alien implants have a weird shape.
The same bullshit as "scientists cloning elvis in Sweden"
I live in Sweden. There is NO Dr.Heden here, and cloning is illegal.
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I don't know if I believe this, but if it's true its pretty freaky. But then again it does just look like a plain old rfid chip…
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It’s impossible to go back and make a new beginning, but you can begin from now and make up a happy ending….
Great! pretty funny ALIEN CHIP! haha!
hey erik van… are you from holland?? wtf have u been smoking??
jee i want some of that shit too!
jesus christ was killed by aliens too…
would this be a good subject for your thc visions??
they found much crazier shit then a chip inbedded in a skeleton… but ince minstream media is one giant dis-info-machine, this shit is generally un-known with the people who still think tv-news is real…
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This is a mordern RFID chip – what a load of crap
modern? chips are nowadays at nano-scale Janet…. and this picture is an example in my opinion… but im still digging…
Thanks for such a outstanding submit as well as the critique, Im totally impressed! Keep stuff like this coming.
i think its made from china
Also, Napoleon wasn't short. He was 5'9", which was well within the average height range at the time.
No he was around 5'4 if not shorter
… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Look I have an open mind but this is fucking ridiculous. Just like the fools who waste their time and energy on…"BIGFOOT" lol
hahahha Lol… alien chip? I want it too