TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.
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ALIENS USING KOTA TOYS TO DESTROY EARTH
TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!
JAPANESE RESTAURANT HIRES TINY BIGFOOT BUSBOY
TOKYO, JAPAN – Following reports this week of a Japanese restaurant employing monkey waiters, Shibuya hideaway, DaiDai, has hired the world’s tiniest Bigfoot!
Alien Sitcoms are Worse than Ours
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego