TRUMP’S SHOWERHEAD ORDER SAVES AMERICA! BUREAUCRATS FINALLY GET WASHED AWAY
Well, slap my hide and call me a patriot, folks! The day I’ve been hollerin’ about for years has finally come, and I’m madder than a wet hen that it took this long! President Donald J. Trump—God bless that beautiful head of hair—has signed an executive order that’s gonna make America’s showers great again, and … READ MORE