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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 7, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

You get a cheerful earful! Take the far-out advice you get from the creep you always said you wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole. It sounds dizzy, but it’ll work!

You’ll get loads of overtime – and cuddles of appreciation from the sweetie who helps you spend all that extra loot.

Handle the week’s dull parts – like chores – with a smile because a razzle-dazzle weekend’s due you.


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Money grows on trees! Your green thumb is the ticket to a great little home business.

Get to work turning one geranium cutting into dozens of blooming plants. A little investment in soil, pots, a couple of “mother” plants, and a sunny window – and you’ve got a money-making nursery.

Romance has you tongue-tied, but by Friday you’ll be able to come out with all kinds of racy remarks.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Happiness is spelled c-a-n-d-y! If a big box of chocolates isn’t your most favorite thing in the world, it sure is your honey’s.

Indulge this passion! Those wild, pillow-talking dreams will come true after 10pm Saturday!

Running errands for the homebound lets you make some spare change, and doing a good deed makes you feel pretty good, too.


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Go fish! Bait your hook for a deal which is floating around for the catching. It’ll offer you just what you can’t refuse – money and people looking up to you.

Watch your p’s and q’s in the interview! This is the big time, kid!

You’re feeling especially frisky and your sweetie loves this side of you. Take advantage of it and get some extra fun and games.


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

A windfall lands on your toe! That wallet you stumble over at the store has no ID. What’s in it is not to be sneezed at – and it’ll be yours after a month’s wait.

A long distance friendship brings warmth into your life. Keep it perking with funny cards you make out of old magazines and newspapers.

Life on the homestead blossoms and someone gets cheerful again when promised renovations start.


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Buy something nice for yourself! Your shopping spree should include something that gives you a rich feeling – and something that makes you grin like a kid.

A little fling at romance lifts your spirits, even if it comes secondhand from a movie.

A clean house makes you feel comfy and secure. So get to work!


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Make love, not war! You’re blessed with buckets of charm. Use it to cool down someone who’s been sniping at you.

This promises to be the start of something interesting in the romantic field, too, as long as you keep your rose-colored glasses on.

Don’t look wistfully at that special item. Start a piggy bank just for it today. Six months of saving change makes the down payment!


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Give a gift of time! You’ve got an oldster in the family who thinks a day with you is tons of fun! Show them a good time.

You’ll be rewarded in the will! That heirloom you – and all the other relatives – want will come to you for sure.

Get your sweetie to dreaming with you. It’ll do delicious things for your love life!


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Go with the flow! Put your feet up and stop hustling for a day or so. A change of pace will make the rest of the week a breeze.

Get all the contest websites you’ve been bookmarking and enter them. It’s still not to take advantage of these opportunities to load up on the good things in life.

Lie low in the field of love. Let your sweetie do the stalking!


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Try a little tenderness! You can count on winning points in the game of romance if you act a little soppy. Hold hands. Whisper sweet nothings. Snuggle. Tickle. It works!

Put your craftiest efforts into a big name contest in a magazine. A winning ticket has your name on it – if you get your postcard in the mail now.

Horde dimes for a yummy treat.


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

You’re in clover! Everyone’s your friend and can’t do enough for you – so ask for a big-time favor. You can get away with murder!

Someone who’s owed you a few bucks – just the right amount for a mini-shopping spree for the household – puts a check in the mail.

Tune in some dancin’ music and then your feet take you where they will. Ooooh, you’ll love the feeling!


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Be happy! Don’t worry! Nothing gets under your skin this week.

It’s not problem for you to be cool when it comes to asking for some lovin’, so no more Mr. Nice Guy or Ms. Nice Gal – for once!

You can ask for a loan without getting red in the face on Tuesday. Act big – just like you don’t give a hoot – and you’ll get even more cash than what you put in for.