TERMS OF USE
This site is designed for and targeted to adults. It is intended solely
and exclusively for residents of the United States of America and its
territories and possessions (“U.S.”) who are at least 18 years of age or
older. In order to use and access the features and services provided by
this site you must be 18 years of age or older (or whatever the
applicable age of majority (legal adulthood) is where you are located),
and a resident of the U.S. If you are not an adult, or if you do not
reside in the U.S., please stop and discontinue your use of this site.
If for any reason you do not agree with all of the terms and conditions
contained in this Agreement, please discontinue using the site
immediately. By using the site, you certify that you are a resident of
the U.S., that you are a legal adult, that you meet all other
eligibility and residency requirements, and that you are fully able and
legally competent to enter into the terms, conditions, obligations,
affirmations, representations, and warranties set forth in this
Agreement and to abide by and comply with these terms and conditions.
Use of and membership to this site and is void where prohibited.
All material on this site, including, but not limited to images,
illustrations, audio clips, and video clips (collectively, the
“Material”) is protected by copyrights owned or controlled by Bat Boy
LLC. UNAUTHORIZED COPYING, REPRODUCTION, REPUBLISHING, UPLOADING,
DOWNLOADING, POSTING, TRANSMITTING OR DUPLICATING OF ANY OF THE
MATERIAL, IN WHOLE OR IN PART, IS PROHIBITED. Any unauthorized use may
subject the offender to civil liability and criminal prosecution under
applicable federal and state law.
Bat Boy LLC and its members (collectively, “Bat Boy”), reserves the
right, in its sole discretion, to modify, alter or otherwise update
these Terms of Use at any time and you agree to be bound by such
modifications, alterations or updates. You agree to review these Terms
of Use on a periodic basis.
LINKED SITES
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sites which may be linked to this site and is not responsible for their
content (“Linked Sites”). The Linked Sites are for your convenience only
and you access them at your own risk. Bat Boy does not endorse any of
the content that resides on any Linked Site(s).
DISCLAIMERS AND LIMITATIONS ON LIABILITY
Bat Boy is not responsible or liable for any infections or contamination
of your system or delays, inaccuracies, errors, or omissions arising out
of your use of this site or with respect to the Material contained on
this site. This site and all Material contained on it are distributed
and transmitted “as is” without warranties of any kind, either express
or implied, including, without limitation, warranties of title or
implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular
purpose. The entire risk as to the quality, accuracy, adequacy,
completeness, correctness and validity of any Material rests with you.
Bat Boy is not responsible for any special, indirect, incidental, or
consequential damages that may result from the use of, or the inability
to use, the Material contained on this site whether the material is
provided or otherwise supplied by Bat Boy or anyone else.
Notwithstanding the foregoing, in no event shall Bat Boy’s total liability to you for any and all claims, damages, losses, and causes ofaction (whether in contract or tort or otherwise) exceed the amount paid by you, if any, for accessing this site.
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OTHER
This site is controlled and operated by Bat Boy from its offices in the
State of New York, United States of America. Bat Boy makes no
representations, warranties or covenants that materials in this site are
appropriate or available for use in other locations. Those who choose to
access this site from other locations contrary to our policy that only
U.S. residents are eligible to use the site do so at their own risk and
are responsible for compliance with any and all local laws, if and to
the extent local laws are applicable. No software from this site may be
downloaded, exported or reexported into (or to a national or resident
of) any countries that are subject to U.S. export restrictions.
This agreement shall be governed by, construed and enforced in
accordance with the laws of the State of New York, without regard to its
conflicts of laws rules and specifically will not be governed by the
United Nations Conventions on Contracts for the International Sale of
Goods, if otherwise applicable. Any action you bring to enforce this
agreement or any matters related to this site shall be brought in either
the State or Federal Courts located in New York City, New York. If any
provision of this agreement is void or unenforceable in whole or in
part, the remaining provisions of this agreement shall not be affected
thereby.
