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WHAT IS YOUR TOILET PERSONALITY?


toilet_personality

One of the most revealing indicators of personality type is the way you use the commode, a fascinating new study shows. Which one are you?

This most basic of human behaviors varies widely from person to person and every variation is highly significant, according to researchers.

Here are some of the most basic toilet behaviors and what they reveal about a personality, based on this remarkable research:

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THE RELAXER

This person is apt to enjoy his time on the john so much that he will spend from 10 to 30 minutes. As a child, he brings toys to play with, and as an adult he often brings books to read.

The Relaxer tends to be highly curious and innovative. He’s a plodder who always does his duty, but because he hasn’t much motivation, chances of great financial success are slim. This person is pleasant-tempered but lacks a lively sense of humor.

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THE EFFICIENT TYPE

This person spends only the bare minimum of time on the john. She’s all business.

The Efficient Type is a high-energy, take-charge person who tends to be egotistical. She’s highly intelligent, but emotionally cold. She can be extremely temperamental and finicky and is often a difficult person to live with.

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One Response to “WHAT IS YOUR TOILET PERSONALITY?”

  1. Sam says:

    Hahaha! I'll just get a newspaper or a gameboy if even I want to read or play during those times.

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