ALIEN ICE FALLS ON BROOKLYN

Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.

Residents were shocked when they saw hundreds of ice balls falling on Brooklyn – on a very warm September day.

Residents were very concerned.  They wanted to know where the balls came from and what it meant.  Some thought it had to do with Climate Change, others thought it had something to do with President Obama’s threat to bomb Syria.

WWN has learned that the ice balls were purposely dropped on Brooklyn by aliens from Planet Gootan.

Dr. John Malley, the Director of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has told WWN that he has examined the ice balls and can positively identify them as ice balls from Gootan spaceships.

“We have seen this many times before.  The Gootans drop ice balls on communities- as a warning,” Dr. Malley said.  “Residents have nothing to fear.  If the Gootans were making a serious threat they would have dropped much larger ice balls, and they would have caused much greater destruction.”

But what are the Gootans giving a warning about?

“They are just reminding us that they are here and that they will attack when they want.  But the United Nations and world leaders have been preparing for their attack for thirty years. We are ready.  There is nothing to fear.”

Several older men who were playing chess outside were hit by the ice balls and had to be taken to the hospital.  Luckily no one else was hurt.

Dr. Malley predicts that more ice balls will fall this week and then “the Gootans will go silent for a while.”