MYSTERY PANTIES IN OHIO

OHIO – 3,000 mysterious panties were found in a wooded area off a county road.

Deputy Sheriff George Pulman, of Fairfield County, made the “panty discovery.”  He told  WWN that he first saw a few panties in a the trees on the side of the road, but upon further investigation he became more and more bizarre.

“I came up and looked for myself and after I got here I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,” he said.

“Someone dropped all these drawers in not one or two, but 4 spots along Crawfis road in the county.
Road crews and a neighbor discovered the first batch; 16 hundred pairs in all, some new, some used.”

Sheriff Pulman closely examined the panties for all day – and all night – and could not find anything unusal about them.

Here’s Pulman:

“Some were old, some were new.  They all looked real nice,” he said.  “I felt them for a long time, trying to determine if there was anything unusual about the fibers.  I also did a smell test – to see if there was anything unusual there.”

Nothing.

It took Pulman two hours to collect the evidence.  He filled 10 giant garbage bags just at that location alone. He brought them all back to the Sheriff’s office, but it was “getting late”, so he took the panties home with him for further investigation.

“I often do my best work at home.”

Berne Township officials say 3,000 pairs of unmentionables were found lying along the road.  The case of the multiplying skivvies has everyone baffled, but Pulman is determined to “get to the bottom” of The Great Panty Mystery.

Pulman believes, based on the evidence, that the panties belonged to a woman – or women – in their mid-20s to mid-30s.  He planned on going door-to-door in Berne County and ask women to try on the panties.  “If I can get a visual match, I think we can solve this mystery.”

Pulman also said that he himself tried on a few of the panties.  “I think if you have a tactile relationship with evidence, it can help to solve the case.”

A Panty Psychic was brought in to help Pulman.

“I won’t rest until I find the women who are walking around without panties.”

We’re sure Pulman will find his woman.