YUCATAN – Mayan scholars have updated their doomsday prophecy. The world will end in 2015, not 2012.Oops…. They made a mistake. There’s good news for those who were fearing the 2012 Mayan apocalypse. They counted wrong. The world is not going to end in December 2012. Instead, it’s going to end on September 3, 2015. Update your daily planners!
A new critique, published as a chapter in the new textbook “Calendars and Years: Astronomy and Time in the Ancient and Medieval World” argues that the accepted conversions of dates from Mayan to the modern calendar are off. This coupled with a new book, “We Are All Going To Die In 2015″ by Fritz Barnkopf are rewriting the Mayan doomsday playbook that has been popularized in our culture over the last ten years.
The problem was discovered when researchers realized the Mayan calendar was converted to today’s Gregorian calendar using an erroneous calculation called the GMT constant, named for the last initials of three early Mayanist researchers.
But the GMT constant is completely bogus. “The Mayan researchers of the past twenty years put too much stock in the GMT,” said Mayan expert Robert Wannamaker. “They probably were chewing on too many cocoa leaves. The fact is that the GMT constant is 2 years and 271 days off. We’ve proven that conclusively hear at The Scripps Institute.”
The apocalypse is now delayed. This is a stunning blow to all the merchandisers that were seeking to capitalize on the “end-of-world” prophecy BEFORE the world ends. “Man, I was selling all sorts of 2012 doomsday paraphernalia. Now, I gotta go back and make it all again for 2015. It’s a real drag,” said 2012 fanatic, Judd Barkley.
Hollywood is jumping right on the 2015 bandwagon. Producers are lining up to make the 2012 sequel, 2015. “It’s great for us,” said Producer Tracey Barnham. “I hope that they extended it again in a few years, so we can keep this franchise going.”
Not likely. Mayan researchers are unanimous on the end-of-world data. The world will disappear in 2015. You might want to plan accordingly.
Bad news: we’re all going to die. Good news: We got three more years! Woo-hoo!!!
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REASONS!!!
Utter nonsense, when Mayan failed in 2012,they r now saying 2015…Haha…Readers, kindly go to NASA site & read "Why world wont end in 2012". Our planet is going to live for another 4 billion years…
That’s crap. Nonsense! Rapture first before the world ends.
bullshit!! using excuses to cover themselves up. well i'm happy in a way bcz this simply proves that christianity is the only true religion… TRY TO LEARN!!!!!!!!!
the world ended everyone else ascended and we are stuck here in purgatory!!!
When you predicted for years that the world would end on an EXACT DATE based on the science of an ancient civilization, I don’t think that you get a do-over when it’s wrong…
World ending conform next when
mais Putain vous aller cesser de prédire la fin du monde ou po
vous croyez vos putain de faces pour des Dieu
i dont care becausr on 12/21/12 i jerked off on some homeless guy and ill do it again on 9/3/15
BS BS BS BS world will not end until the Sun burns out.
*facedesk*
2000 and 2012 now 2015? how stupid are these people?
oh my god shut the heck you dumb mayans
i just learned that world weekly news is a fictional news tabloid so this is a bunch of bull written down to scare the crap out of people. why can’t WWN just get kicked off from the world of the internet for god sake?
why is this tabloid so happy about earth's demise?
I do not even understand how I finished up right here, however I thought this publish was good. I don’t realize who you are but definitely you’re going to a well-known blogger for those who aren’t already Cheers!
probably because some theories about the end of the world can only react with laughter.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Then don't
Me neither, Dr. Farnsworth.
I'm sorry, but if these mayan scholars were off by 3 years the first time, then I highly doubt that this new doomsday "prediction" is very trustworthy.
The Mayan scholars weren't off, the people who converted it to our Gregorian calendar were wrong. Looks like we have to go through another day where everyone freaks out.
No need believe about things like this lah . Who cares about mayan or end of the world . Enjoy the world lah !
The world already ended, we are all dead. This is what death is. It continues
Do these people know that it's getting like soo annoying telling people when the world is ending ? Now using a 'mistake' in the Mayan calendar to keep this theory going on. Wow. I know people may not believe the same as me but MY opinion is that the world ends when GOD is ready for you to go. I believe that he created humans and the world and NO ONE or ANYTHING can tell him when HIS world will end. Yes , the world that HE created. In the Bible it says that NO ONE can predict when the world will end because Jesus can come on Judgement Day like a thief in the night. To tell the truth , In 2012 I was so scared of the world actually ending believe the media of course , becauseit was like one of the most talked about topics. And when the world DIDNT end , it was like the news never said anything in the first place. They need to get a real life and discuss ACTUAL REAL LIFE THINGS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD & Stop Actin like they can predict the future. Even NASA didnt believe the 2012 shananagans. Don't believe me ? Go to the websit with REAL facts. Everyone enjoy their day
More stupid that we can comprehend.If we wait for the end we will waste our time.
i agree
Nunez has never even been close to a league average offensive player with wOBA’s of .305, .306 and .312 the last 3 years so I’m not sure why you think he added so much offensively.
fucking not true fuckers the fucking asteroid will fucking pass us you tit