YUCATAN – Mayan scholars have updated their doomsday prophecy. The world will end in 2015, not 2012.Oops…. They made a mistake. There’s good news for those who were fearing the 2012 Mayan apocalypse. They counted wrong. The world is not going to end in December 2012. Instead, it’s going to end on September 3, 2015. Update your daily planners!
A new critique, published as a chapter in the new textbook “Calendars and Years: Astronomy and Time in the Ancient and Medieval World” argues that the accepted conversions of dates from Mayan to the modern calendar are off. This coupled with a new book, “We Are All Going To Die In 2015″ by Fritz Barnkopf are rewriting the Mayan doomsday playbook that has been popularized in our culture over the last ten years.
The problem was discovered when researchers realized the Mayan calendar was converted to today’s Gregorian calendar using an erroneous calculation called the GMT constant, named for the last initials of three early Mayanist researchers.
But the GMT constant is completely bogus. “The Mayan researchers of the past twenty years put too much stock in the GMT,” said Mayan expert Robert Wannamaker. “They probably were chewing on too many cocoa leaves. The fact is that the GMT constant is 2 years and 271 days off. We’ve proven that conclusively hear at The Scripps Institute.”
The apocalypse is now delayed. This is a stunning blow to all the merchandisers that were seeking to capitalize on the “end-of-world” prophecy BEFORE the world ends. “Man, I was selling all sorts of 2012 doomsday paraphernalia. Now, I gotta go back and make it all again for 2015. It’s a real drag,” said 2012 fanatic, Judd Barkley.
Hollywood is jumping right on the 2015 bandwagon. Producers are lining up to make the 2012 sequel, 2015. “It’s great for us,” said Producer Tracey Barnham. “I hope that they extended it again in a few years, so we can keep this franchise going.”
Not likely. Mayan researchers are unanimous on the end-of-world data. The world will disappear in 2015. You might want to plan accordingly.
Bad news: we’re all going to die. Good news: We got three more years! Woo-hoo!!!
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ARE YOU BLACK PEOPLE ?
nah, they just want obamer elected again so the end of the world is guaranteed…
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Listen, the world will end at somepoint but in years to come when we are long gone dead already. Jeesh,
No person on earth knows when the the world will end. Only God knows that. Nuff said.
God doesn't exist you stupid fucktard
Shame there's no such thing as him.
Agreed. Nuff said.
god is a main character in a story book nuff said
Mayans > God
lol
God
PFFFFT
You people make me laugh lol the world is gonna end! Yes it will! But not on a specific date…. It will end when us humans are done destroying it with all the pollution….
There is a strong possibility that the world might end in March 2012. Please check http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/ , http://www.purimendofdays2012.com/default.html
and http://willtheworldendinmarch2012.yolasite.com/ .
i found something out that the world will end on april 13 2015 at 6:21am new york time that is sunrise!
Not John Egbert's birthday! Noooooooo!
countdown :
http://end2012countdown.blogspot.fr/
"the world is not gonna end in 2015 in 6 million years it will " steven hawking
The world has 7000 years and soon 6000 will be over. Take a deep breath … He’ll be here soon!
Listen the bible says its ganna happen one day god will return one day into a killing of all, but this world ending thing started when the 1900 were up, 2000 it started it so it isnt ganna end but if we have enought disasters it will end. and im only 10
Who cares that your ten?
you're*
god isn't real
yeah and the rapture was supposed to happen last year so shut your computer off and burn your bible it's useless
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The Bible clearly states that no one knows the date, nor the time, not even the Angels in heaven know when God will return.
Even though I'm not religious, that makes more sense than this Mayan BS.
"The bible clearly states…" Get a load of this guy.
bullshit even the mayans won't know when the world will end , only God knows !
So what? You wanna scare us the whole entire year and do it again?? WHAT THE FUCK. Stop making these stupid fucking mistakes please, we need to live in peace. Assholes.
this is bullshit mayan stop predicting the end of the world u mayans are not a God for fuking sake
The mayan scholars never said anything like that
First of all, the Mayans said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the world ending on ANY GODDAMN DATE. SO STFU AND STOP MAKING FALSE PROPHECIES AND BLAMING THEM ON THE POOR MAYANS.
but i wanted the world to end :c
Only god know when is the end . and , why must people find the date ? Mayan said it's today but , there's nothing . absolutely , it's wrong and I not trust that .
Bitch, please!
Beeyotch, please!
No one knows when its gonna end. So dont play God, Bitches.
The Mayan Scholars are not our God, so why do we believe in them…?
GOD ISN'T REAL YOU IDIOTS!
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Whatever you say fucking omen..
GIVE THIS WOMAN A MEDAL!
… no seriously give her one maaajor respect
This is your Opinion, you can't change nobody else mines but you believe the world gonna end, You believe teacehrs can actually teach. Everyone have their own opinion, so keep yours to yourself. Do You and only you
no one cares what you say. fuck off.