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MILEY CYRUS TO DO PLAYBOY


LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus, who turned 19 on November 23rd, 2011, has done photo spread for Playboy!

Ever since Miley Cyrus turned 16, Hugh Hefner has been trying to sign her up to pose naked in Playboy after her 18th birthday.  Finally, with the approval of Miley Cyrus’ parents (Billy Ray and Tish), it’s a done deal – according to reports out of Arizona.

The photos were taken the day after her 18th birthday by Playboy’s top photographers, including Vlad Comito. The concept was approved by Hef himself, who says that Miley’s photo spread, will become a worldwide sensation.

The 84-year-old Playboy tycoon always thought the ‘Hannah Montana’ star – who caused controversy in 2008 by posing in just a blanket in Vanity Fair magazine for photographer Annie Leibovitz – would be a hit with readers of the adult magazine after she turns 18.

Hefner  said,  “We are excited to have her appear in the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady.”

Hefner, who thinks he still has three live-in girlfriends (even though they all moved out a year ago), also insists he can’t understand why some people are upset about Miley appearing in the magazine.  “Every woman wants to appear in Playboy,”  said Playboy CEO Sandra Piccoli.  “There’s a lot of  boys that grew up with her, and she is their fantasy girl.  And there are a lot of other men who buy our magazine because they love to see beautiful women.  Miley turned 18, so she is a legal adult and and officially  a woman.”

Playboy feels that the issue will be a smash success.  “If Miley wants to pose naked, as an adult, she has the right to do so,” said Piccoli.

Hefner is not surprised that some Americans object to Miley being in the magazine:  “I think it’s a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”  Many parents have complained recently about Miley’s new videos which seem racy.  There’s going to be even more complaints when they see her Playboy photo-spread.  Miley has agreed to pose completely naked.

Recently, Miley, has been accused of being too “slutty” – an artistic choice she made for her latest video.  Some may think that the Playboy photos may be a step too far for the young star, but she  will join a long line of celebrities to appear in the magazine:  Denise Richards, Drew Barrymore and Pamela Anderson have previously bared all for the publication.

There’s also concern because Miley is in talks to join the wild indie band, Moses Blue, on the road next summer.

Hugh founded Playboy in 1953, almost 40 years before Miley was born.  Insiders say the elderly Hef is losing some of his mental faculties because he’s started wearing suits, and shoes.  No more bathrobes and slippers.

WWN can confirm that the rumors about Billy Ray, playing a tuba, appearing in the background of some of Miley’s  Playboy photos are completely false, though they may be true.

WWN can also confirm that Billy Ray asked Hef if Playboy would dedicate an entire Playboy issue to him.  “I’ve always wanted to appear naked in Playboy.  I know it’s for guys, but I’m so damn good-looking, I deserve a spread and everyone deserves to be able to look at me naked!”

The Miley Playboy issue should be on newsstands starting one year after her 19th birthday:   it was supposed to come out 11.28.11, but has been postponed by Hef, due to pressure from Miley’s handlers.

Miley is a big girl now, she Can’t Be Tamed:

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782 Responses to “MILEY CYRUS TO DO PLAYBOY”

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  2. Tiffany says:

    omG bitchs are on her dick she is not 13,12,10 any more she is 19 goinq on 20 like come on! STOP this fuck shit omfg

  3. Daniel says:

    She can do what she wants. Being in hanna montana was a JOB…she got PAYED to do it. Now she is switching jobs…your kids' reaction to it is none of her concern. If she wants to appear naked, thats her choice. Respect it.

    • kryptochick01 says:

      Do you have a daughter? You would be just so happy to have men looking at her naked and fantasize about having sex with her? And not just fantasizing but acting on that fantasy if you know what i mean. Guess what else are jobs that people are paid for? Dealing drugs. Prostitution. I don't judge her at all. Her decision reflects a poor self image – at least in what matters and that isn't how hot she looks. I have learned that first hand. I was a Barbie doll at her age and now I'm older and realizing I can't rely on my looks forever. Beauty fades with time. I don't have a problem admitting that in my younger years I was pretty slutty myself. I was rebellious. I grew up though and now see how sad I was inside. I feel for her honestly and hope she learns that she has more to offer the world. And I hope that you perhaps go back to school and develop more than 1% of your brain :)

  4. CALREy rae says:

    well dayumm.! she grown,! yall cant tell her how to live her life.! yeah she was idolized by kidsbut she cant stay young forever.! stfu and lett the kidd enjoy her LIFE HER WAY..~

    • kryptochick01 says:

      And you obviously seem highly educated and one who's opinion should be very well respected. I just counted at least 20 grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors. Go get sterilized.

  5. Peace says:

    Wow… the good girl has started down the road of shame which was paved by millions of pretty junkies before her. Lohan, Spears, all through the "Magic of Disney." I got money that she's in rehab at least twice by 2016. No, shhe doesn't HAVE to follow society's norms, but she will if she wants to be successful. Look at the legends for guidance: Nichole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Beckinsale… They're silver screen legends and not a one of them posed for a whore mag.

    • Travis says:

      Lol, Kate Beckinsale did a nude movie when she first started! Check out Haunted. Lol, FAIL!

    • kryptochick01 says:

      I would not call a single one of those actresses "silver screen legends"! Have any of them even one Academy Awards? Also there is a difference between doing nude scenes and doing sex scenes on film. It can be tasteful or it can be trashy. Kate Winslet has appeared nude in most of her films but not in a "come and get it" kind of way. It's class verses trash :) What "great" critically acclaimed movies have Nicole Kidman or Jennifer Aniston ever been in? Aniston was in "The Good Girl" and she did an excellent performance but as a whole, she usually portrays the same type of character that doesn't ever seem like much of a challenge.

      And if Miley does end up in rehab that's something to be sad for her about. No one becomes a drug addict because they like themselves. It is the opposite. The don't really care if they get high or if they die. How many have you known personally? I have known more than a handful and all of them have had sad and tragic pasts.

  6. chantel says:

    miley ii used 2 love your show , ii heard alot about you & now ii dont like you sorry

  7. shock new, i'm fan of her

  8. kassidy says:

    i still like miley who cares what she dose she still a persion like us she no diffrent im your biggest fan miley

  9. kryptochick01 says:

    The nude – especially female – body (I am a heterosexual woman btw and an artist) is beautiful but there is a difference between nudity in art and nudity with the intent for men (or women also) to get off on. Yes Miley is an adult and has the right to pose nude in a trashy way if she chooses to. However, in doing so, she is also choosing to tell the world "I'm a sex object". It shows a lack of self respect and self esteem. She might be proud of her body and her looks but not who she is. She has been pimped out by her dad for years. He used her to become famous again. Just look at what he is quoted as to have said! What an ego! Possibly a complete narcissist too! A child's main role models are their parents. They learn first by their examples. I don't judge Miley and I would never say she's slutty, but Playboy and other publications like it objectify women and even men who would pose nude for them. As far as her "kid fans"… most of them are either now her age or only a few years younger. They are at an age where they can form their own opinions of her. They either love her or they don't now. I have an eleven year old daughter who has been very critical of her but when she was 8 and 9 she adored Miley. I told her just this morning that she has been through a lot and during her most crucial developmental years. She has been judged from the very beginning but I feel it is her parents and especially her father who are responsible. I don't know of many fathers who would want men fantasizing about their daughter. I know if my dad was "ok" with that it wouldn't make me feel very good about myself. She has been criticized since she was only 12 or 13. She was accused of being a slut back then. Sometimes people become what they have drilled into their heads. Critics need to cut her some slack. And guys, what if she was your daughter? How would you feel about all of this in that case? Oh, and Hugh Heffner, not every woman wants to pose for Playboy. I'm an attractive woman which you can believe or not, and I'm proud of my own body, but would never want to be seen as a sex object. How the hell did he come up with that ridiculous idea? lol

    • Art says:

      Hi KC, I am 57 guessing you are near 40 or so. Nice thinking and conveying of your feelings on morality. I am old school common sense about all this. But! The world is changing. The fearful power of the male dominated churches and religions are falling apart very fast. Hundreds of priests molesting peoples' children are now paying for their stupidity. The behavior in the White House and other governing bodies in the United States is atrocious. You see KC, this change in the world is about hypocrisy. Backstabbing. Deals behind closed doors. Secrecy in high and low places. People want openness, but some people can't handle it. This morning on ABC, they showed part of an interview with Miley and she said that sex really is beautiful. So, contrast that with my sick perceptions of all sexual behavior in the 60s. God was going to kill me for learning about "me." My ex-wife was taught that sex was "only" for making babies. She was not to even think about enjoying sex because God is watching everything she does. God has the ability to see through buildings and HE is awake 24/7 looking at our sinful acts so HE can send us to HEll. Male domination. Our whole male dominated society is failing and falling apart. Women have a message of care. Keeping the family safe and healthy. Men want to destroy what they have created. I am finding it challenging to watch people act openly affectionate toward their same sex mates. But, I need to understand that these people must be allowed to travel their journey. Sad about Whitney Houston and Donna Summer and all the rest. They got depressed because they were no longer on the top of the charts and then they react negatively in a self-destruct mode. Michael Jackson- no different. Drugs and alcohol will ALWAYS distort reality and so life goes on. Keep on KC. Continue to love your daughter and pursue Art. You are important to this world!

  10. AWF says:

    OKAY SERIOUSLY ALL YOU GIRLS WRITING ON HERE SAYING SHES BAD NOW AND SHIT SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH YOU STUPID ASS WHORES ALL YOU GIRLS ARE FUCKING WHORES WHO SEND NUDE PICTURES TO ALL KINDS OF GUYS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH OF A WHORE AS SHE IS EXCEPT YOU'RE ALL UGLY AND FAT NOT SKINNY AND SEXY LIKE SHE IS YOU'RE JUST FUCKING JEALOUS THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING CLOSE TO THE AMAZING WOMAN MILEY IS!

  11. InPR says:

    As a famous comedian once said, "Youve seen one pair of titties, you want to see them all".

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