I’M MADDER THAN A PAWN IN A CHECKMATE! WHY ARE WE PLAYING CHESS ON COMPUTERS INSTEAD OF REAL BOARDS?
Folks, I’m so steamed I could boil a bald eagle’s bathwater! This week, some fancy-pants chess whiz named Magnus Carlsen—who sounds like he oughta be selling Swedish meatballs—beat another brainiac, Hikaru Nakamura, in some hoity-toity “Esports World Cup” chess match. And get this: they didn’t even touch a real chessboard! Nope, these eggheads were clicking … READ MORE