ED ANGER SAYS: "ACORN'S NUTS GET CRACKED!"

I’m madder than a hooker with a heat rash!
Turns out us hardworking taxpayers are forking over millions of bucks to run something called ACORN. Obama used to work there – and I hope he was just the janitor or something, cuz otherwise this doesn’t look good!
Seems the only two kids in America who weren’t hooked up to X-Station computer games went out and video’d a bunch of ACORN “community activists”, handing out advice about how to set up cat houses full of foreign girls – with YOUR tax money!
When I was a kid, madams staked their own brothels, or maybe got help from Al Capone. Now they’re going to the government for a h***job handout! I tell you: the good old fashioned self-reliance that built the U. S. of A. really is dead.
And if we have to bring in foreign hookers, can’t they at least come from someplace that speaks English, like maybe Poland? How many more Mexicans or whatever do we have to have before the whole country turns into one big taco stand?
How will these foreign speaking gals know what the guy wants, anyhow? If this keeps up, we’re gonna be writing PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH on bathroom stalls…
If this was an old drive in movie, this is where the lady in the yellow jumpsuit with the razor blade in her Afro jumps up and shoots all the pimps and lowlifes, and the music goes BA BO! BUPP-I-TY BO — WOW WOW!
Damn, I love that movie.
Anyhow, instead of Foxy Brown, we’re stuck with Glenn Beck, so it’s kind of like the Pillsbury Dough Boy going postal. But times are tough. We have to settle for what we can get.