MALIBU, CA — Veteran television and film actress, Betty White, was arrested in L.A. for public lewdness.
BETTY WHITE ARRESTED
Just days after her 89th birthday, authorities arrested veteran television and film actress Betty White. By Los Angeles County Sheriff’s deputies for public lewdness. The Sheriff’s Department received multiple calls Friday morning. From residents and beachgoers with complaints of a semi-nude woman dancing at Point Dume State Beach. Deputies arrived at 10:40 a.m. to find the topless Ms. White practicing Tai Chi, surrounded by curious onlookers.
When approached, the actress seemed to awaken from a trance-like state, startled by the crowd around her. “Apparently she thought she was at Pirate’s Cove, a popular spot for nude sunbathers back in the eighties,” said deputy Lee Searles. “I can understand how disorientation could affect an elderly person, but public nudity remains illegal in L.A.” County for years.”
When informed of the anti-nudity ordinance, Ms. White reportedly made no effort to cover herself. Instead, she removed her Spanx bottoms and incited the crowd to disrobe in an act of civil disobedience. “She was going on about how the human body is a work of art and should be celebrated,” said Laura Torres. Who was vacationing with her family from Pleasantville, Michigan.
I felt appalled and embarrassed. I hoped my home-schooled boys wouldn’t see anything like this until they were well into college.
The feisty octogenarian’s call to action inspired other witnesses.UCLA sophomore Geoff Beauchamp said, “My buddy and I were ready to get naked, but more cops started coming, so we chilled out.” Officers on the scene said that, other than a few catcalls and lots of picture-taking, the crowd was well-behaved. As Ms. White was lead away in handcuffs, two female students were cited for flashing their breasts in support of the multiple Emmy winner.
Industry insiders speculations
Industry insiders speculate that the event might have been staged to promote White’s comedy series, “Hot in Cleveland,” which airs on TV Land. Producer Lou Fleishman, who worked with White on NBC’s “The Golden Girls,” said, “Betty’s a team player and a real trooper.”She’ll do whatever it takes to promote a show. Unfortunately, I think some young exec probably took advantage of her enthusiasm.” But others insist that this is the real Betty White. Rachel Dratch, who performed on last season’s episode of “Saturday Night Live” that White hosted said, “I can totally see Betty doing that. She was braless at most of the rehearsals and did some crazy stuff at the after party. I’ve got the pictures to prove it.”
Regarding any photos or videos taken by onlookers at the arrest scene. Stan Evanston, Ms. White’s longtime attorney, has an ominous warning. “If any compromising footage of my client ends up on YouTube or any other website, we will pursue the persons responsible with extreme zeal. You don’t f— with Betty White.”
Ms. White has proved to be quite the publicity hound as of late. Perhaps this issue will help her to see that she needs to back down from the limelight a smidge.
You get that this is satire, right? Like "The Onion?"
If this is true ? GREAT I love Betty whiteI would have thought she would do somthing like this for animal protection You Go Woman !!
But she’s dead now, ppl
Maybe they fell out and she didn't noticed.
Next she will pose in Hustler.
It would be a best seller
completely fake – we have sheriffs in Malibu not whatever those pretend police are
I'd hit that.
Excuse me that’s inappropriate talk. Also inappropriate username. You should be ashamed, young man!
Oh my goodness. Betty White ,now 100. Blessings Betty White and Happy Birthday 🎂