Kip Wellington

Vampire Beheading

5 Mistakes People Always Make When Beheading A Vampire

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We’ve all been there: thigh-height deep in a crypt slowly, slowly filling with the blood ofcenturies-old virgins as one, maybe one, and a bat that turns into a vampire runs at you, armsflailing. Let’s talk about beheading the vampires. If you’re reading this, you’ve survived, but so many of us end up ding-dong durndead because … READ MORE

Anna Kendrick Has Been Quietly Dating This Giant Lizard With A Pig’s Tail For Years. Here’s How They Met.

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Celebrities, like all alleged humans, need love. One such star is Anna Kendrick, the darling of stage and screen, who has been with K’aratazaar, a reptile-pig monster, for years.  The couple met as many Hollywood A-listers do: in a sewer under a hotel. “I was evading paparazzi who were growling and barking outside my hotel … READ MORE